hiccup:'eating some popcorn with dagur and heather,a beat up death was right next to him'you deserved it ya know?
death: shut it hiccup,its not my fault!
hiccup: its going to take awhile for dad to calm down.
stoick:'hitting a punching bag as alvin held it still for him'
death: that wont happen anytime soon.
stoick:'rips the punching bag apart,and starts to chew on the stuffing'
alvin: stoick stop that! its not edible! you'll choke on it! your already died once!
stoick:'chokes on the stuffing so alvin has to save him'thanks alvin.
alvin:'hits stoick'
stoick: ow!
sam: lers see some more incorrect quotes!
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toothless: did this happen?
stormfly: i think this happened.
hiccup: no it didnt!
astrid:'gives hiccup a look'
hiccup:'chuckles a bit'
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dagur: because your parenting stinks.
stoick:'glares at him'
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snotlout: w-what?
ruffnut: to be honest,i always had a guess you were bi.
snotlout: ruffnut!
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stoick: death!
death: um.......i was bored?
hiccup: and i outsmart him!
lucifer: because your a smart a##.
hiccup: hey!
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snotlout:'glares at hiccup'
hiccup:'laughing his little a## off'
hookfang:'also laughs'
snotlout: hookfang!
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hiccup: so thats what really happened to the key!
dagur:'chuckles nervously'
heather: dagur!
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hiccup: first the room and now handcuffs?
dagur:'hugs hiccup'dont leave.
shattermaster: you have an attachment problem.
dagur: no i dont!
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everyone:'looks at stoick'
stoick: what?
alvin: i thought you actually gain brain cells stoick,but i think i lost a few.
stoick: hey!
liz: ok,thats enough for now before stoick and alvin kick eachother a##es.
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random oneshots
Fanfictionthis book is going to be about many fandoms! some of my own worlds will be there
