(this was inspired by a video,this takes place in an au,where stoick,oswald and viggo lost there memories
stoick was found by death and lucifer,they renamed him red
oswald was found by a greedy boss that owned a zoo,he renamed him oni
viggo was found my a man who owned a strip club,he renamed him meteor
this is how there different from the roleplay au
stoick dresses up like a girl more often since he doesnt remember spitelout threats
oswald is a bit of a coward,and is serious sometimes
viggo is scared alot and is used to the abuse and rape he faces
i hope this makes sense)
stoick:'infront of a mirro putting on lipstick'
oswald: stoick you already have lipstick on.
stoick: i need more!
oswald: by the way,where's viggo? i havent seen him all day.
stoick: he seemed to be sick.
viggo:'walks in,he had a magazine in his hand'
oswald: viggo what are you doing?
viggo: im pregnant!
(viggo isnt pregnant,he is kinda drunk so he thinks he is,he mostly drinks at his job)
oswald: your not pregnant!
stoick: wait who's pregnant?
viggo: me!
stoick: congradulations!
oswald: he's not pregnant,he just read a magazine'takes it'give me that!
viggo: easy oswald im with child.
oswald: your not with child.
stoick: im gonna be an uncle!
oswald: your not going to be an uncle!
stoick: then who's going to teach the little guy how to ride a bike?
oswald:'sighs'just go put on some more makeup.
stoick: but-
oswald: now!
stoick:'backs away'
oswald: you come with me!'drags viggo to a room'
viggo: hey!
oswald: calm down viggo,your not pregnant.
viggo: then why am i so moody and nauseous? i think its the morning sickness.
oswald: viggo,your a boy.
viggo:'calms downyour right,im a boy,its scientifically impossible'holds his stomach'ow!
oswald: what?
viggo: i think it just kicked.
oswald: your not pregnant!
(i was bored,so i did this
i might do more things with this au)
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random oneshots
Fanfictionthis book is going to be about many fandoms! some of my own worlds will be there
