Shrek Murder Mystery

Poop Smear Silk

The hall echo with echoing echoes of yelling, the screams forever haunt Lord Farquad. He's goes to pick up Y/N from her apartment, she lives with her roommate Shrek. She is also dating Shrek, but Shrek is mean and yells at her a lot.

In Farquad's eyes Y/N is the most beautiful and graceful girl ever. She has short Reddish Brownish Hair, and brownish blueish greenish orbs that are in the place of heri eyes. In any lead book a girl like her would be looked over, but her plain demeanor is a relief from all the girls who try to hard... cough cough Fiona cough cough.

As Farquad walked to the door the ground squeaked. His little legs jump at the small burst of noise. He then falls through the floor. Landing nose first. He gets up, only have broken 73 bones. He walks upstairs again careful to walk over his tiny body shaped hole. He opens the door and sees Y/N eating taquitos in the middle of the floor.

There's a body shaped hole in the window, Farquad asked about it, and Y/N says Shrek jumped through the window. Farquad shrugs and sits by Y/N, his black sweatshirt and pants clashing with his gold chain necklaces.

Farquad tells Y/N that he should take her back to his place so she can be safe. She agrees and shakes the rest of her taquitos on the fine silk carpet with poop smear accents.

Once the both got to Farquad's big castle. He tells Y/N to break up with Shrek via text. She agrees.

"Dear Shrek, you are a mean man who smells like an onion. I don't like you and I want to break up with you. I know you cared for your poopy silk rug more than me. I hope you sob over the taquitos of death I spilled on it."

Then Farquad looked at the beautiful text, he then started rapping faster than Eminem. Y/N clapped and they looked at each other the awkward silence making it very tense.

Lord Farquad interrupts the comfortable silence with, "So.. wanna go to Starbucks and get vanilla lattes? We can share a cup."

Y/N nods her head as Farquad looks at her face, she sure did have a face. It's a shame it will go to waste. (WAIT NO, YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.)