The grainy ash colored sand gently fell out of the flamboyant Y/N's mushy hand. "Dingle doodle, hogwash, minger shnmable." She says quietly with a longing intent in her eyes. Lord Farquad looks over her with glazed eyes. Sure he fell in love with her, but Y/N is so last week. There's only one person Farquad can't get off his mind. -No, it would never work out. Farquad shakes his head manually to get that idea out. He screams at the top of his lungs "GET OUT OF MY MIND I LOVE Y/N!"
Y/N crawls over to Farquad and lays on his lap like a cat. Farquad still hasn't changed out of his sweat pants and clothing since a couple of months ago. "You know what we ought to do? Go to the Starbucks where we had our first date!" Y/N says with a bubbly attitude. "UGH NO LOSER" Yells Farquad with genuine rage.
Y/N falls to the ground in fear, "UwU daddy Farquad don't yell at me like Shrek did.." 'Shrek' Farquad hesitates on that word. "J-just don't b-be such a fricking l-loser" Farquad stutters out while trembling. "Yes Papi" Y/N says as her voice lowers dramatically, almost as deep as corpse-husband.
"Okay fine. Let's go to Starbucks." Farquad says planting a kiss on her shin (he's too short to reach any other part of her body) "I left my money and Starbucks coupons at shreks house, I saw his posts on Facebook he should be on vacation. I'll just break into his house!" Y/N says with a happy smile and sad eyes. "As long as you're up for it my little onion" says Farquad barfing suddenly.
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Shrek Murder Mystery
FanfictionLord Farquad discovers death, but who? And who killed them?
