Shrek Murder Mystery

Ed Sheeran Tattoo

Y/N walks into the apartment complex where Shrek lives. She jumps past the tiny body shaped hole left behind from Lord Farquad's teeny buttery smooth body. Instead of opening the door that happened to be locked, Y/N walks over to the window nearby and jumps out of it. And lands on the wall, she Spider-Man crawls over to the window where Shrek jumped out of. She flys into his apartment and checks her Facebook #lifegoals #facebookmom.

She runs past the poop smear carpet that are stained by the taquitos of death, and runs into Shrek's room. Y/N stops suddenly at the door. He's there. Shirtless, showing his rock hard abs. With a full body Ed Sheeran tattoo on his entire torso. Shrek jumps on Y/N with tears streaming down his face. He whispers in her ear, his tender, delicate, thin lips bending into her ear tube.

"Shhhh baby gorl you weren't supposed to see this" Shrek says as his body floats to the roof, his eyes glowing in power as he yells "HEE HEE" and disappears from sight. Y/N runs out of the room and out of the apartment complex. And into her home. "SLURP" a loud noise exits her house...