Hoodie boys+Jiggy,Cohen,Devin,(etc) oneshots

Office

H03shawn this is fo you

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Ship= Mallyk

Intersex Mike (Just cause)

"Calm down baby boy I'm not going to hurt you too bad"

Mike is a bitch.... If you were to ask anybody that works for Mike, that would be their answer. Especially his assistant Vallyk. Vallyk was very patient, nice person. People try to figure out how the in the fuck does he deal with Mike's bullshit. How he talks down to people, how he his ego is so big and cocky. Vallyk just deals with and and he is at his breaking point. But one comment Mike will say just sends him over the edge.

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Vallyk was rushing around the office trying to find Mike's papers because Mike misplaced him. As he was not paying attention he bumped in Mike causing him to fall. "Found them. You really can't shit right can you. My god." Mike rolled his eyes walking away. Vallyk was humiliated in front of everyone. And that one comment just stuck with him all day. He was the conversation  in the breakroom.  He was so angry at him he couldn't even think straight. So he decided to deal with Mike's bullshit..... but his way.

Later that day When it was only a few people, Vallyk stormed into his office and locked the door for more privacy. Mike looked up and rolled his eyes and back down on what he was working on. "Not now Vallyk Im busy" he sighed.  "I don't care we need to talk" Vallyk said. Mike got up and stood in front his desk and leaned against it. "Ten minutes" Mike said. " I have many problems with you, especially your attitude. You treat everybody like shit. All you do is fucking complain about shit when it don't go your way. And you treat me like shit most of all. And just because your the CEO of a company you treat everybody shit. Your a fucking disgusting bitch" Vallyk went off. 

Mike shrunk at the last three words and Vallyk noticed and smirked. "Oh, so you like being called a disgusting bitch" Vallyk asked. "What? No" Mike nervously said. Vallyk was now in Mike's face smirking.  "Can you please back up?" Mike quietly asked. "You finally know how to use your manners." Vallyk said. "Vallyk, can you back up please" Mike was more quiet than the first time and was more sitting than leaning. "Look at you, all quiet and shit. You look like a bitch" Vallyk said gripping his thigh causing him to flinch. "Calm down baby boy, I'm not gonna hurt you too bad" Vallyk whispered in his ear as his hand slid up his shirt and was unbuttoning it. "w-w-what are you doing?" Mike asked trying to stop him. But Vallyk grabbed both of his hands and pinned them down to his desk. "no talking" Vallyk said taking off his shirt.  

He moved down to his pants and Mike panicked. "Oh calm down I already know" Vallyk rolled his eyes as he unbuttoned his pants. Vallyk saw a pair of black laced panties, "you talk all this shit but don't even have a dick. I see why on certain months you have mood swings and your not here. Sad your not gonna make it home tonight" Vallyk said. "what" Mike asked. "Oh your not going home tonight" Vallyk said pulling him up from the desk. "Go ahead finish stripping" Vallyk said backing away. Mike slowly pulled his bottoms down and Vallyk stared in awe of how curvey his boss is.

Mike was already insecure about his body, so Vallyk not saying anything  just staring at him just makes him insecure. He started covering his body trying to hide every curve he has but Vallyk grabbed his arms and pinned them to the desk above his head. "No need to hide that beautiful body of yours" Vallyk whispered in his ear as he kissed his neck having Mike's breath hitch. "I-I-I- We can't" Mike said trying to get down.He swiftly pick him up and laid on him on the desk. Vallyk softly kissed his lips to calm him down and he felt Mike melt in his touch.   Vallyk went down to his neck earning soft moans from him as his legs slowly open unconsciously.