immortal glitch [Tensura]

chpt.4 meanwhile on earth

Warning: bad writting
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Your dad pov

Dad:anyways, ian thx for taking care of my dog

Ian:your welcome john

Dad: thx anyways, also did yoou give my dog a good food?

Ian:owh yeah its easy to feed him ngl

Dad:really? Its hard for me.

Ian:yeah, i just give him a chocolate then i give him dog food-

Dad:you what?

Ian: i give him chocola-

Dad:IAN, DOGS CANT EAT CHOCOLATE!

Ian:......

Dad:*sob* where is my dog

Ian:*cry* i-i dont know m-man

Dad:MY DOG!!!

Ian:NOOOOOO!!!!

Dad:NHOOOOooOoOOooOoOOo-
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Ian: anyway where did you get that mug?

Dad: oh from my wife!

Ian:what a coincidence, my gf also give me tge same mug

Dad:well my wife get it from her grandma

Ian:oh wow my gf get it from my grandma too!

Dad:.....

Ian:......

Dad:.....

Ian:......

Dad: you still a virgin

Ian:h-heheh yeah *sweatdrop*

Dad:b-but still...my dog *sob*

Ian:its ok john, its ok

???:hey guy- whoa what happend?

Ian:owh hey steven

Steven:hey...so what happend

Ian:i kinda kill his d-

Dad:you did!

Steven: really? I guess you can say your dog just, DECEASE??

Dad:...wh-where is tge joke? I dont get it

Ian:oh he just think its a joke when it was facts

Steven:i guess you can say that im RIGHT

Dad:anyways wheres jacob?

Steven:you can say that he was going to the PHSYCHIC

Dad: whats your phone password

Steven: i guess you can say that its 4098!

Dad:oh wow, wish my wife let me know her phone password when i want to see whats inside the phone.

Steven:i guess you cpuld say that she CHEATED ON YOU?

Ian:h-heh its o-okay john, hes j-ust joki-

Dad:WHO!? WHO IS TYE CULPRIT!?!?

Steven:i guess it was IAN!

Ian:ITS A J-

Dad:*summon a gun* ian...

Ian:...a-anyways! Why did jacob go to a phych- *get shot* UGH-

                         Jacob pov

Phsychic:he said he love you

Jacob:aw~ but im sorry i need to sell his toys

Ghost:AWH HELL NAH! I AINT LETTING YOU SELL MY TOYS YOU SH*T** *** B*T*

Phsychic:....h-he said dont sell his toy-

Jacob: i know that he wont use that word when i said it

Phsychic:...

Jacob:tell me the thruth

Ghost:TELL HIM D*PSH*T, TELL HIM WHAT I TOLD YOU!!

Phsychic:...he said you aint touching my toys you sh*ty *ss b*tc*

Jacob:Ha! YOURE DEAD SO YOU CANT DO ANYTHING D*PSH*T!

Ghost:OH YEAH!?!? WELL IM GONNA HUNT YOU FOREVER EVEN IF YOU DIED!!!!!!

Jacob:WHAT DID HE SAY HUH!?

Phsychic:...hes gonna haunt you for the eternity

Jacob:......

Phsychic:im sorry man.

(T.B.C)