immortal glitch [Tensura]

chpt.1 [learning]

A/N:waning, bad writting....also we really glitched out even if we get teleport out by a big hole because magic~
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Hello!
My name is satoru, sato for short...
And today, i learned about.
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Gravity

Sato:GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWVDJSGEHDIRHWGRNDOEHEBEHFEGHKHWSAFRKGVRYYFWADBHBRGTG2RYJ

when i open get in the portal, i somehow ended up in the space and i started to getting pulled by gravity, and no i didnt stop thinking like kars because i made it to the oxygen

Sato: HOEW DID I ENDED UP H-

sato:MPHMFMP-

[A paper hit sato face]

[Sato grab it]

sato:WTH IS THI- eh?

There was a note on the paper...am i gonna ignore the fact that i fall rn and read it?
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[Sato read it]

Note from a guy:helo satoru, since you are that desperate to escape, i give you a chance :D jk jk i just want to see you suffer so lets get to the point.

Heres a bad side about you rn, when you feel like your boddy getting crushed for every second your boddy will become glitchy, also it will happend everyday, mind your own bussiness about that dont ask me.

Well good for you, there is a magic in this world :D so you can have fun...for now

Say yes if you read this and i will give you a map about ZA WARU- this world

Ciao

-Random meme lord

Sato:.....lets ignore about tha-

Sato:SHIMATA, IM CLOSE TO TYE GROU-

i close my eye think that im gonna die...
Nvm when i oponed my eyes i was standing at the ground

Sato:well that was wei-

And then my body start glitching
And i feel like i want to puke blood rn...

Sato:*puke blood* moda fhuck- *cough*

Sato: *pant* y-yes also what is the cayse of my glitched body *cough*

another paper appear so i grabbed it

Note: that because you escape fate
Also here is the map

A map suddenly slap my face

Sato: whats with the hit on the face?

[See the map]

Sato:hm...well the glitch body wont be a probl- *puke blood* nvm

Sato: but magic is indeed a bless
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So i take a walk not knowing what to do...also the glitch stop
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[Insert sound]

Sato: whose there!?

Sato:.....tell me whose there!

I tought a person gonna attack me..well nevermind, its just a cute InOCeNt creature

Sato:aw, look at those cute fa-

And then a fire ball somehow was in the creature mouth

Sato:...*chuckles* I M  I N  D A N G E R
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Sato:*dodge* WHY *dodge* CANT I HAVE A G- *dodge* GOOD FREAKIN DAY FOR A DAY!!!

I keep trying to run from the crature attack for a while until life give me a very very big problem...a dead end

Sato:...wish i didnt learn physhyc- *Dodge* i forgot about this not cute now creature- *dodge*

Sato mind: wish i can learn magic *dodge*

Sato:...oh wait *dodge* magic is real now

Sato:hm...i think i need to do what my ancestor do.....GET ME THE ROCK

[Grabs multiple rocks and start throwing it faster as you can to the creature]

[You hit it but the creaturw take no damage]

Sato:...oh wait im still a human

[The creature bite your hand and started to drink the blood]

Sato:...heh..HAVE FUN WITH AIDS

Da creature: N-NANI!?

Sato: YOUR NEXT LINE IS, DAMN

da creature:Damn- HUH!?

[you punch the crature rapidly]

Sato:muda muda muda MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!

da creature: GUACKH!!

[The creature fall to the ground unconcious]

sato:*pant* how ya like tha- gackh!

[Look at injured hand]

Sato:...i think i need a bandag-

And after my first fight, i fainted...ofcourse i fainted, im still a human that needs a blood

(T.B.C)

Yes the storyline s-cks