Dubstep Squids Series 1 Episode 3

First Class

KP: "cool where do we go?"
Teacher: "have you got your exercise books"
*shows book to teacher*
Rob: "yeah"
TD: "rob, that's a book that has exercises in it, in other words 'yoga' "
Rob: "they got all the exercises in here you got: "lotus, downward doggystyl-"
KP: "they don't sound like...exercies..."
Rob: "they are, look it up"
*enters classroom*
Teacher: "class these are our new students, you can sit anywhere"
*they sit down all together*
Teacher: "right so let's continue to where we were off"
Popular girl: "ugggghhh miiiissssss"
Teacher: "SHOOSH now!"
Popular girl: "I hattee maths"
Teacher: "well too bad! anyway... Can someone tell me: Substitute a=2 b=4 a+b=?
Baked Pillow?"
BP: "uh.... Uh..... UHHH!!!!! *breathes intensly* .........Dolphin?........."
*Baked Pillow in principals office*
Principal: ....
BP: "..... Who are you?"
Principal: "where you even listening in class at all?"
BP: ".... I dunno...."
*Baked Pillow notices a folder on his desk filed: 'Plan Taking Over'
BP: "why have you got a folder for 'Plan Taking Over' ?
Principal: "that's none of your beezwax"
BP: "eww you say 'beezwax?' "
Principal: "that's it get out and go back to class"