and they were roommates!

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one day quirky english lit major anuh stay-ja steal is vibing with her roommate belah in their college dorm room. ana thinks belah is so cool and mature (pronounced like 'manure').

one day belah whispers anah i have a big big interview for our college school news paper with elon muskel 2morrow"

anuh: isnt he on the moon 

woops wrong bazillionaire i actually meant crips chin gray. ever heard of him?" 

ana shakes her head "no". crisp chin is very mysterious like the island in lord of the fleas (she is a english lit major)

belah's sparkling 107-year-old vampire boyfriend name Edd Word pops his head into the room. some glitter falls on the carpet and belah eats the glitter n smooches edd word very elegantly and then he leaves again

belah flips her hair in a very cool and manure way and talks to ana again 'etword and me are allergic to the colour gray so what ever will i do???'

anah decide to help belah to prove she is cool and so maybe belah will teach her how to get her own edweird!

 "ill go interview crischin for you" ana goes VROOM down the high way like lightning mcking. (2 people were hit but theyll be fine) she goes to Gray industry building where crispchin does business industry. 

"come in" yells crisp chin from tha office door

"OK" ana says but she is too quirky for this and TRIPS OVER FEET!!!!!!! 

dun dun dun...

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