It was a beautiful morning.....
Sun was shining,
Birds were chirping,
It was gonna be a great day......
"(Y/N) WAKE YOUR CRUSTY ASS UP"
nevermind.
What's up, I'm (Y/N), I'm 15 and I never fucking learned how to read.
The angry old lady you heard was my mother. I can't be too rude though because she feeds me and makes sure I'm not late.
"GIVE ME FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMN" I hollered at the top of my lungs....... well as loud as I could seeing as it was 6:30 in the morning.
"ALRIGHT" My glorious mother yells from downstairs. She's probably on the couch watching 'The Bold and The Beautiful" or some other old lady drama bullshit.
*T E N M I N U T E S L A T E R*
I wake up to the sound of my door being slammed open. Like damn, might as well pull the door from the hinges at this point.
"this fucking kid i swear to- TEN MINUTES HAS PASSED YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE" My mother is at my door now.
"BITCH IM COMING DAYUM" You are probably wondering why I'm so rude to my mother. It's how we bond alright, mind your damn business.
Now here's where I fucked up. I decided to closed my eyes for a bit.
i woke up at 9:27 in the mothertruckin' morning.
"SHDGSDHFBJFDHGFY WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME UP?" I run down the stairs (definitely falling down the stairs in the process), my uniform is messed up and my tie is definitely not right. (I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SHOE ON)
"I tried and yo gremlin ass yelled at me" Curse you mother.
I rolled my eyes, got smacked, and shoved a piece of toast in my face like I was in an anime. I don't own a bike or a car or anything really so I had to naruto run my ass to the train station.
for reference the train station is a 20 minute walk from my home. SO I BOOKED IT TO THE TRAIN STATION.
On my way I bumped into this old witch looking chick with a hood over her head. Sent my ass to the ground and she just stared at me.
"YOUNG LADY-" "I'm not a lady" "OH WELL YOUNG MAN-" "I'm not a man either" "bitch tf ANYWAYS YOUNG ONE WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A BOOK" "sureeeee? i don't read but why not."
Homegirl gave a book with no context. AND THEN SHE POOFED OUTTA THERE.
TF
HOW AN OLD LADY JUST POOF AND GONE
anyways after that strange encounter, I remembered that I was running to the train station. So I started running again. when I finally arrived I sat down on the train and looked at the book.
As one should, I opened it and the first page said "Hello (Y/N) (L/N), have fun :)"
hEh?!!!!!1!!!!
"now how the fu- SHBFYFUBKHD" the world went black.
YOU ARE READING
(Y/N) finds some Friends
Fanfictionthis is first crackfic in series, deal with it (Y/N) uses all pronouns