Me:
Hey?
Manghuhula:
Hey
Me:
Have you ever done something you know you'll regret after?
Manghuhula:
Yup. I kinda regret it, but it was fun.
Me:
Naol. 'Coz I really regret what I did. And it wasn't fun
Me:
Huhu nababaliw ako kakaoverthink
Manghuhula:
You did it because?
Me:
Lasing ako. At tanga ko😭
Me:
Putek naman kasi! Bakit ko ba ginawa yun?
Manghuhula:
Idk?
Me:
Buset ka!
Manghuhula:
What did you do?
Me:
I kissed a girl! As in kiss!
Manghuhula:
You like her? Its rude without her permission.
Me:
Hindi! Nukaba! Ganto kasi yun.
Me:
Since kakatapos lang ng midterm nagsleepover kami sa bahay ng friend/classmate ko.
Me:
Naginuman, btw ten kami. Tas spin tje bottle. Nung matapat sakin, sabi ko dare!
Me:
WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I did kiss my girl classmate! Kami lang kasi girl dun! At dare ko is to kiss someone huhuhu I think she missed interpret it! Ayaw ko kasing ikiss kahit sinong kaklase kong lalaki. So, I kiss her instead.
Me:
Kahapon pa nangyari yun pero nung natauhan at nawala amats ko. Nahihiya na ko! Ba't ang lakas ng loob ko?
Me:
Huhu nilalayuan na niya ko kanina. Dalawa na nga lang kaming regular sa section namin. Tapos na tanga pa ko.
Me:
Wala ka bang comment dyan?
Manghuhula:
I just want you to finish your story.
Manghuhula:
Talk to her, tell her the reason why you did it. Para malinawan siya.
Me:
Hindi ko kaya😭 Alam mo bang gusto ko nalang lamunin ako ng lupa?
Me:
Kainis!!!!
Manghuhula:
5 yrs old I pooped in the class. Everyone's teased me and call me names. Mabuti nalang patapos na school year nun. Hindi na ko pumasok ulit.
Me:
You what?
Me:
Totoo?
Me:
Wait. ako topic ah! ba't ka nagkukwento?
Manghuhula:
6 yrs old I threw a pop pop? on my teacher's feet. Napasigaw siya ng malakas at nahulog ang denture niya sa sobrang gulat. I got suspended after that.
Me:
Gago ka! Ba't naiimagine ko mukha ng teacher ko at yung part na nahulog pustiso niya😂
Sorry Ma'am😭
Me:
Totoo nga to?
Me:
Sagot. Type na type ka dyan.
Manghuhula:
7yrs old it was halloween I jumped on our balcony, thinking that I could fly. I'm wearing superman's costume by the way. I broke my bones and front teeth.
Manghuhula:
And they are real.
Me:
Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ba ko or ano kasi naiimagine ko na serious ang mukha mo kahit nagtatype ng kahihiyan na parang wala lang.
Me:
Wala kang sense of humor. No offense😭😂
Me:
Pero nabago image mo sakin. I always thought you were some cool guy who never do stupid things. Na kahit nung bata behave ka, goyo ka pala! Paenglish english ka pa natae ka naman sa salawal!
Manghuhula:
I'm real human you know. I made stupid things.
Manghuhula:
And I'm offended. I'm a funny guy. I have a good sense of humor
Me:
really?😂
Manghuhula:
Really.
Me:
Pero ako talaga yung nagkukwento kanina eh!
