Deltarune X Reader Oneshots

have some shit while I keep writing other shit

I'll provide definitions of some of the words at the end shawty. Cus I know some of y'all prolly ain't heard of em sadly..

Headcanons(including age) lollll

Jevil; tbh 23 but definitely drank/smoked before he was aloud to. Ace, but pan! Not necessarily cis, unlabeled. Eyes glow in the dark, along with stripes in his black hair! In his time in the prison, he picked up moss knitting! And he's nd! Also probably has a blood/pain kink. And growls, but not the "hot" kind, he just sounds like he has rabies.

Spamton; 25. And .Gay. Just.. gay. Also glitchgender, like me! transmasc, and he's got an accent! Like, "hello sweetheart! How ya' doin?" Cus. Same. :] Also nd!! And he's got a piss kink/hj..... Also me n him are married

Rouxls kaard; 34. Honestly? Despite being so flamboyant, I think he's bi. He's a transman! And has fucked the king. Not just once. There's a reason lancer calls both him and Mr spade dad- He doesn't like sweet food, and can actually handle his spice pretty well! Also probably has a weird kink. Idk what, but he's got at least one.

King spade; 35 honestly he's gay, and Mrs spade was his beard cus he wanted lancer to have a mom. But then she died(stfu) and that's when he finally saw rouxls. He actually fucking loves him, but is too high n mighty to say it, so he opted for sex an that's it. He loves sweet things, and can't eat spicy food. And honestly?
Hes probably into vore/neg

That techno queen lady; 39, and probably, like, sexuality-fluid. And uses any and all pronouns. Shes so cool, and yk. Yeah. She would probably eat whatever tf food if you dared her to, an would probably enjoy it. Shes so cool an is so chill to hang out with. And, I think xe's on the asexual spectrum. An is down to try whatever kink you wanna try!

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Now the minors + the Undertale folk!

Kris; 16, and pansexual! Also nonbinary, using they/them and it/its. They have selective mutism, and is on the autism spectrum! It also probably has a crush on ralsei, but won't say it. They will flirt with him, though! Also, they love moss, sweet food, and savoury food, but don't care much for anything else. They love hugs an such, but they're touch starved and touch repulsed so uh. Yeah. Also they're married to me👹

Ralsei; 15, and he's unlabeled! He is also pangender! Theyre mainly just kinda shy, an uh. Idk what else to add. Mutual pining for Kris though- Ralsei loves getting to eat pastries, but is a fan of most food. His love language is touch, though?

Susie; 16, She's a lesbian. However, she's not the butch kind, she's punk cottagecore. And, she uses neopronouns. She's currently "talking" with Noelle, cus both are too nervous to make anything official. She likes chalk, so naturally she only eats bland, dry shit. Don't fight me, it's true

Noelle; 17, she's a lesbian. Thought she was bi, but nah. Also, she's the 'butch'.  Shes bigender, using she/him! She only eats Christmas food, but also she's very strict with Christmas stuff, like she absolutely loathes when people put their decorations up early/late. Only acceptable if it's exactly 12 days before Christmas.

Lancer; uh. Like, 9, and tbh panromantic. Definitely sees Susie as like, that cool aunt.. or big sister. Or mum?? Also Noelle as Susie's quirky🤪 wife. Either way, Susie definitely takes a familial role in his life. Literally eats like a 9 y/o who was raised by wolves. Idk why. Still sees rouxls and king spade as his dad's. Just, y'know, not as much as Noelle and Susie. Definitely gets bruised and scraped often, he's a fuckin gremlin