Deltarune X Reader Oneshots

Susie x fem!monster! reader

Hhhhhhh- ok, so basically I had to change the whole prophecy an shit, so that I could work ya in.. basically, in most D&D groups, I see a monster, human, mage, and an angelic son of a bitch, so yeah.

An so, you uH.. idfk, enjoy!!

Y/N[also kinda third person] pov

Walking through the school halls, a H/C girl made her way to class. Always on time, well, mostly. "A-alright class, let's s-start! Today, we have..." Alphys explained the thing they had to do, in groups of three. Everyone already seemed to get into a group..

A few minutes later, kris came into the classroom. "Ah, K-Kris! You're here, perfect, now go g-get into a group!" The professor chirped. They went around the class, everyone saying he couldnt join and all that. Finally, he got to Y/N. "Yeah, you can join!" He nodded, "Now, we just need one mo-" her sentence was cut off by susie, her longtime crush, bursting into the room,

[insert the whole cutscene that happens there, and you all get sent to get chalk. Blah blah blah- hAhA-]

The three of them had started falling, Y/N passing out from shock. "FUCK- NERD, PUSH HER OVER HERE! SHE PASSED THE FUCK OUT!!" Susie yelled frantically, seeing how if she hit the floor wrong, she could die. Kris nodded, and pushed Y/N to the worried girl. Susie held Y/N close, not wanting to let go.

Seconds after, they all hit the floor and blacked out.. Susie woke up first, grabbing the small girls unconscious body and carrying her like a princess to safety. Well, away from here.

Waking up with a shaken expression, Y/N looked to susie. "Th-thanks for uhm.. not letting me die.?" She said, confused as to where they were. "Ah, dont thank me yet.. I still dont know where we are. " Susie said, scratching the back of her head in an equal amount of confusion. After a while of walking around, kris found the two. Well, more like was looking for them and only found them after susie got spooked by the brown haired teen.

The three eventually found a castle, [skip the ralsei interaction, ralsei just explained the story an all that.] Y/N was shocked, concerned about what could happen next. However, after a while of things that irritated susie, and meeting lancer, she grabbed the girls hand, well, wrist, along with lancer following behind them,  and stormed off while yelling "NOPE, NOT ABOUT TO DO ALL THAT BULL SHIT! WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE  M Y  WAY!! AND, WE'REGONNA HAVE FUN WITH IT" The three were long gone, the small Y/N still highly intimidated yet feeling safe with susie, the tall purple dinosaur who was a bit too rough, and lancer, the prince and who's idol was susie. All left, and began doing.. Heinous crimes. Well, mostly bad. It was like a whole bonding experience, especially when the usually shy Y/N showed her barbaric side. Using her W/N to destroy the competition, leaving susie astonished. Susie and Y/N got along well, they acted sort of like... Parents, to lancer.

[Skip to once you're all supposed to get out of the underground, because yes. Also, I changed it to where you all beat the king, but you all also managed to make lancer the new king while mr spade was locked up. So, naturally, you all could stay if you want to. ]

Stepping out of the castle, susie looked to Y/N, a show of respect and bewilderment evident on her face. "Hey, Y/N.. you uh, you did well.." she said, looking away. Kris had left the underground, leaving susie behind. But hed be back, for ralsei mostly The H/C girl walked over to susie. Susie paced around near a wall, questioning more than her feelings towards Y/N.

The small, compared to susie, M/S[monster species] went up to the large muscular dinosaur. "Hey susie, I uh-" she was cut off by susie grabbing her and pinning her to the wall. "Shut up, and listen.." she said, her face flushed a bright red.

"I like you. So, uhm.. I mean, ah fuck it.. I'll just show you." She said, before you could respond, she closed the gap between her and Y/N. Her kiss was rough, yet sweet. She kissed back, her arms wrapping around susie's waist, pulling her closer. It soon turned into a makeout session, susie tilting Y/N's head to the side, deepening their love filled kiss. Pulling away for air, both girls were blushing madly. "Well... Guess I cant say I'm straight anymore, haha.." Y/N said, awkwardly. "Same here, but that's not a problem.. So, uh.. Wanna go out on a date? I'm sure theres great places here for one!" She said, with more confidence than her. "I'd like that.." Y/N said shyly.

Then the both of them, holding hands, walked back towards the castle. "Susie!! Whens the wedding?? Can I be the best Man??" Lancer said, after susie explained it all to him. "Dude, of course! Who else would be??" She laughed, blush forming when she thought of a wedding "W-wait, wedding?? " Y/N said, surprised. "Well yeah, not like were breaking up anytime soon!

Ten years or solater..

"And that, my dear S/N, is how me and your mother got together.." you said, patting your sons hair while sitting next to your beloved wife, susie. "Not that romantic, nor a very slow relationship, but.. I dont regret it!" You said, before kissing susie softly, yet quickly. "Mommm!! When will uncle lancer bring the fucking dark candy?? I know i asked for how you met mum, but still!!!" He said impatiently. "Hey! Watch your fucking language!" Susie said, chuckling. "Fuck off, mum!" He said, jokingly. "Only to your mom!" She said, making you laugh.

THE ENDD- that sucked, omfg- tell me who to write about next, or I'll do sans. Please-