Kaeya's shoes x reader

2

                        The Tavern

A/N: so uh here’s a pt 2 because yea. Also sprite is best. Enjoy this monstrosity ig.

  As you hear Kaeya’s shoes call out you keep walking. Soon enough you end up at the tavern. As you enter the tavern you see Diluc’s shoes. “Greeting’s shoe, what brings you here at this hour?” Diluc’s shoes ask.

   Just seeing Diluc’s shoes made you feel better. “O-oh um..” you start to tear up thinking about what had happened a few minutes ago with Kaeya’s shoes. “I-It’s nothing important..” you start to tremble. “Shoe please tell me what happened..” Diluc’s shoes say with a hint of concern. “I-It’s just.. I saw.. I-.” You hesitate to speak. “I messed up with Kaeya’s shoes..” You then remember what you saw earlier. “I just- got so mad and lost my temper.. But..” “But?” Diluc’s shoes say wondering what you were going to say next.

   “I saw Kaeya’s shoes cheating on me..” You start to sob uncontrollably in Diluc’s shoes non-existent arms. Diluc’s shoes quickly stand up. “I’m going to have a little talk to Kaeya’s shoes.” As Diluc’s shoes pace to the door you stop Diluc’s shoes. “W-WAIT! I-It’s only fair, you know I had been cheating on him too..” You manage to (insert random long cool word for say).. “I guess you have a point..” Diluc’s shoes say. You both then decide to sit down (with your non-existent legs ig) and have a drink (even though you both have no faces). “So..” Diluc’s shoes start. “What should we do with the $$#%@#@!# in the @#$#!$#@$%@.”

A/N: I may or may not make a pt 3 if requested. Remember, THIS IS SATIRE I DON’T SIMP FOR SHOES I SWEAR. Anyways, Try to have a nice day/night after reading this…. Thing.