"WELL GOOD FOR YOU, YPU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY nOt ME iF YOu EveR CAreD To- WHYD YOU TURN THE RADIO DOWM?!" Dean yells and glares at Benny whose giggling and videoing his friend.
"Y-y-y-ou fu-f- HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO OLIVIA RADRIGIO!"
He barely gets the words out before going into another fit of giggles.Dean rolls his eyes and goes back to driving, "it's...not that bad." He says begrudgingly and bites his lip. Benny looks at him with a smirk then nods.
"It is. It is THAT bad Dean. It's really bad." He teases and pokes his shoulder then smiles and leans his seat back and curls up with a yawn, "wake me up when we get to Chicago."
"You can't just sleep all the way. We aren't even supposed to be driving. The only reason we are is because the game was scheduled at the last minute." Dean says and ruffles Benny's hair, "plus, if you sleep you'll be groggy and want to cuddle rather than play baseball."
Benny groans and sits up then glares at him, "I don't wanna play though. We were supposed to sleep in and cuddle then go to Waffle House." He whines then stares at Dean, "Fucking. Waffle House." Dean grins a little and shakes his head.
"How bout we go to Lou Malnati's and have pizza tomorrow for lunch then go to the aquarium?" Dean suggests and Benny pouts a little while longer before sighing.
"Fine I guess that's good enough."
•••"We kicked major ass." Dean says staring at the ceiling from his spot on the floor in their hotel room with a bottle of champagne in his hand. Benny nods and takes a sip from his bottle.
"Did you see the shortstop's face when I line drived that ball. That shit was fucking hilarious." Benny says and takes a big gulp of his champagne then coughs, "Your ass looked great in those pants."
"You're a perv." Dean says and giggles then gets on his knees and crawls over to Benny before laying down on his chest and humming, "A cute perv though."
Benny smiles and sets his bottle of to the side then stands and picks up Dean, carrying him to their bed. He throws Dean down then climbs in behind him and curls up against his back.
•••"Alright listen Sam." Gabe says seriously, "since we're in Chicago I say we all go to Lou Malnati's then to the Field Museum, the Shedd Aquarium, and the Science Museum." Sam nods slowly and blinks.
"Okay why'd you have to say listen?"
"Because you were focused on the tv playing The Office." He says and Sam shrugs.
"The Office is good." He says, staring blankly at Gabe who sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
"You're so hungover right now." Gabriel and Sam nods then shrugs and looks at his boyfriend.
"I mean...yeah."
After that Cas, Eli, Dean, Benny, and Ash all come into the hotel's lobby their rooms were booked for two nights so the have all day to do whatever they want. It's a colder day so they're all wearing jackets except Benny and Eli because they're psychopaths.
•••Later that night they end up at a skate park with Benny trying to teach Gabriel how skateboard, while Eli shows off to Cas and Sam, and Dean eats sushi.
"Annnnd you're going to bust your ass right...about...now." Benny says just as the skateboard flies out from under Gabe and shoot it the side of bowl shaped concrete. Benny laughs and grabs his board then helps his friend up, "Maybe you're too old to learn." He teases and Gabe smacks the back of his head causing Benny to laugh then slate over to his twin, trying to push him off once he's near him. Gabe climbs the side of the wall then plops down next to Dean and steals a pice of sushi.
"You're boyfriend's an asshole."
"I know."
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The Adventures Of Depressed Gays During the Apocalypse
FanfictionLittle one shots based on my zombie apocalypse au✌🏼