Total Drama: Revenge of the Island (Hades' Take)

Esp. 7 |A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to Waste|

Hades' POV

I walk up to the sound of helicopters. 'Great...This episode.' I thought. I got dressed and walked outside. I see interns, running away and Jo, and Brick. "Hey, soggy drawers. Looks like we're on the same team again." Jo says. I lean on the wall of the cabin. 'This should be good.' I thought. "Not quite. You're on my team now and if you don't do as I say, you'll be the next person to go home." Brick states. "We'll see about that, Major Drippy." Jo retorts. "Three rules. Follow them or you're done. One, never leave a man behind. Two, what Brick says, goes. And three, no more nicknames like Dampy Pants or Wetness or Sir Leaksalot." Brick states. "Fine, fine. We'll play it your way, Captain Wizz." Jo says, breaking rule three by nature. I snicker. "Heh. Sorry, force of habit." Jo adds. I laugh. "Come on, Old Married Couple!" I call out and walk to the lunch area.

"Alright. Let's get this disgusting joke we call breakfast over with." Jo says as them and Brick walk in. "We can't. Chef's not here and neither is breakfast." Cam tells them. "Sorry. Lightning needs meat. M. E. Uh.." Lightning starts but forgets how to spell 'meat'. "Yo, Lightning. You are just dummier than a pile of rocks, aren't ya?" I ask with a smirk. Lightning growls at me and I roll my eyes. "Come on, we'll make our own breakfast." Lightning states. "wow. That's the smartest idea you've had all season!" I say with sarcasm and follow him. I look in cabinets and find nothing. "There's no food in the fridge!" Mike calls out. "Nothing in the cupboards either." Zoey adds. "Hey, yeah. The freezer!" Lightning calls out. I roll my eyes, knowing what will happen and follow everyone in the freezer. The door closes and the truck moves. "Challenge time, suckers!" Chef says. "This is highly unorthodox!" Cam says.

After a while I hear the backing up sound and grab on to a hook. The back opens and drops everyone out except me. I slide out and land on my feet. "Good. You're here, finally." Chris says. "Today's challenge is to find a golden Chris statue in your team color hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine. First team back wins." Chris explains. "Sha-done and done. Go team dude." Lightning says. I slap him in the back of the head. "Sha-Hey! What was that for?" He asks me. "Jo is not a dude." I state. Chef throws backpacks at us. "Don't worry. There are enough packs for everyone." Chris says. I catch mine and held it perfectly fine while others struggled. "What'd you put in them? Rocks?" Jo asks as they went to open it. "Ah-ah-ah. No peeking. Those 50 pound bags are purely for your torment and my amusement. Enjoy." Chris says. "Chemical badges? Why do we need to measure our exposure of toxic waste?" Cam asks. "No reason except that I rented the min out to store hazardous material." Chris states. Everyone but me gasps. "Why are y'all gasping? Fang and all the other mutant creatures are here so it makes sense." I state. "Woah, whoa, whoa. Are you demented?" Anne Maria asks Chris. "No, which is why I'm in a studio right now." Chris says and everyone groans. "Relax. It's perfectly safe...for thirty minutes. When your badge turns orange, you have fifteen minutes left. Red is your five minute warning and if you see a skull and crossbones, we'll dedicate this episode to you. But no way is it gonna come to that. I sent Dakota down there for forty minutes and she's gonna be fine...ish." Chris explains. "Now move it peeps." Chris says. "Can you at least give us a hint about where to find the statutes?" Zoey asks. "Finny story, the statues have gone missing. Someone of something down there must have taken them." Chris answers. "Ezekiel..." I whispered to myself. "Uh... Is it well-lit down there?" Brick asks. "It's a mine bro. Pitch Black all the way. There are flashlight's and fireflies inside. First come, first serve." Chris answers. "Anywho, time's a wasting and so are your healthy blood cells. So, go!" Chris says.