Total Drama: Revenge of the Island (Hades' Take)

Eps. 3 |Ice Ice Baby|

Hades' POV

I sat in between Mike and Brick, eating Chef's gruel. 'It's not the worst thing I had to eat.' I thought as I played with my food. I hear Anne Maria spray her hair spray. "Sorry, short stuff. On the upside, your lungs are waterproof." She says to Cam.  "Wow. Thanks." Cam replied. I chuckle, still looking down at my gruel. I hear Brick choking. 'Get ready to catch the spoon.' I said to myself. "Easy, jarhead. Don't wet your panties." I hear Jo say and heard the spoon fly. "I like waffles too." I heard Mike say to Zoey. I quickly caught the spoon, still looking at my gruel. "Be careful. You could have hit Mike in the face." I spoke in a monotone voice. I put the spoon down on the table. 

Mike

"Okay, okay. I admit it. I-I have multiple personality disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen to me. But thanks to Hades, I can get back in control. I just don't know how long I can lie to my friends and team."

"And we wouldn't want Mike to act like Chester again." I said and chuckled. "Yeah, lose the old man impression. It offends my sense of victory. But your Russian Gymnast Svetlana, how do you summon such strength and precision?" Jo asks. "I...uh. Rehearse a lot in front of my mirror, da." Mike 'explains'. It was just a very poor attempt, I'll say. "Also, Hades..., how did you know that the spoon would fly at Mike and how did you catch it so fast without looking?" Jo asks me. "Well, Brick is in front of Mike, I heard Brick choking, knowing you, you would have helped him, so I knew it would fly out of his mouth." I explained. 'And I watched this season multiple times.' I thought. "As for 'how did I catch it so fast without looking?', I have fast reflects when it comes to flying objects, like the spoon. Want to see?" I asked. Jo nods. "Just throw anything at me. I'll walk to the other side of the room and I'll catch it." I said and got up. I walked to the other side of the lunchroom and heard an object on my right. I lifted my right hand and caught it. I look and see it was Anne Maria's hair spray. I turned around and smirked. "See?" I said and walked back over to my chair. "Here you go." I said and put Anne Maria's hair spray in her hands. "Thanks, Gay in Black." She sprays her hair again. I snicker. "Good one." I replied. Then heard Lightning choking. 'Get the cockroach, Dawn.' I thought. I look over and see 'The Brain' on our table. "Look! A cute little Opotamus Ovaticus." Cam says and then 'The Brain's eyes glowed green and started to float. Everyone screams and runs outside as 'The Brain' shoots everyone. I heard Mike scream and realized I was standing where he was going to get thrown. I turned to the lunchroom and watched him fly out. I opened my arms and he landed in them, but he was thrown so hard, we fell over. I groaned and opened my eyes. Mike was on top of me. I blushed and pushed him off quickly. I sat up and put my hood on to cover my embarrassment. "Attention, players! Please head directly to the looming tragedy that is Mount Looming Tragedy. Your race begins now!" I heard Chris and got up. "Maggots, ho!" I heard Jo yell. Everyone but me and Mike was running to Mount Looming Tragedy. I helped Mike up. "Let's go!" I said and started to run to Mount Looming Tragedy, hearing Mike close behind.

I started to slow down as people stopped. I was behind Jo and started to pant. "Did we win?" I heard Sam ask then Cam groan and throw up in the bush next to us. I cringed a bit. "If we were hamsters, I would have eaten you by now." Jo said. I sigh and facepalm. "*whistle* Okay, mutant food, on with the challenge. Part one is an uphill battle." Chris said. 'Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose. Ain't about how fast I get there. Ain't about what's waiting on the other side~, It's the climb!' I sang in my head. "You have to climb all the way up to that cliff. The first team to reach the top gets an advantage in part two. You can climb with your hands or use whatever you find in the pile. Don't worry. This junkyard doesn't have a dog. It has a giant mutant beetle." Everyone but me gasps as it hisses at us. "Woah..." I said in awe. "Big guy's a bit of a hoarder. His estate is full of useful crud and disgusting crud," Chris says as the beetle threw a toilet at us. We duck as it went by our heads. "That is if you can get near it." Chef blows a horn. "It is on!" Chris says and we run to the mountain. "Let's hustle maggots! Double time!" Jo says. 'Who died and made this bitch captain?' I thought.