One day you were walking alone on an empty street at night. you were on your way home from a party that you found really fun. Suddenly a small naked Italian man in a car showed up in front of you.
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This was what he looked like. He introduced himself as "Mario"
You: hey I've seen you before... Oh yeah you're that guy from that video game! Wait, why are you nake-
Before you could finish your sentence, he snatched you by the crotch and put you in the trunk of the car and knocks you out with a rather large metal dildo.
