Haikyuu Headcanons

The Watermelon incident

Noya Tanaka and Tsukishima and the watermelon incident

- Noya and Tanaka were messing around with half a watermelon

- They decided to have fun and added salt to it

- The rest of Karasuno (minus Yamaguchi and Tsukishima) watched in horror at the misfortune of the watermelon

- "Now a victim" Noya said evilly

- "I could vomit from watching that" Ennoshita spat

- Noya and Tanaka cut up the watermelon and added more salt

- Tsukishima and Yamaguchi walked up to the group

- "Yamaguchi, want a watermelon slice?" Tanaka said

- "No thank you!" Yamaguchi said

- "Tsuki?"

- Tsukishima reluctantly took a triangle.

- Karasuno watched in horror and Kinoshita started recording

- Tsukishima took a large bite and chewed before gagging and vomiting in a trash can

- Full-on vomiting

- When he stopped, he looked back in rage at the two who were laughing

- Tsukishima ran up and tackled Tanaka

- He fisted a chunk of the salty watermelon and shoved it down the second year's throat

- "NOT SO FUNNY NOW HUH!?"

- Tanaka swallowed and then Tsukishima grabbed Noya and did the same

- When he was finished he was panting and his hands were covered in watermelon

- "We're don't speak of this"

- And Tsukishima walked away

- Laughing

- (Alternate ending)

- Kageyama starts laughing

- "Think this is funny King?"

- "No, this is hilarious!"

- Tsukishima gets up from Noya and attacks Kageyama

- Shoving watermelon in his face with he still laughs and fights him off

- Tsukishima gets watermelon in Kageyama's mouth and holds it closed

- Kageyama licks Tsukishima's hand and spits out the watermelon

A/N: why and how do I come up with this?