After 69 hours of railing each other me and Lil Huddy Hud were finished. That was the best devil's tango I have ever danced. "Would you like to be mine bbg" - he said with the seggsiest voice. "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yesssss" I choked out. Then he walked out of the bathroom. I felt used so I just continued crying for an hour, but then I realized I loved my Huddy Hud. As I was walking out the bathroom I saw Chase again. He was waiting for me. He's definitely the best dadi I've had.
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Shrek pov
---------------------Im in the mall with Barbie baby sweet hart lovely gorl. She's in the Gucci shop buying some flip flops. She's pretty but-
"DADI SHREEEEEK!" - she called me with her sweet UwU voice.
"Yes mine creamy butterfly"
"Can I have these flipy floppies please" "Of course mine little cookie shortie dear toilet water hot looking mommy"...It has been 3 hours now and Barbie has bought all of the clothes from most stores. She's SUPER spoiled. Y/N was so much better with her amazing thick arse. I hate this bitch Barbie.
"YOU BITCH BARBIE COME HERE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER" I scream at her ugly face. "Y-yes my poopie little pumpkin" "WE'RE BRAKING UP BITCH! NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK" "But wasn't I your little cookie shortie dear toilet water hot looking mommy?" she said sadly but I don't care "NOT ANYMORE NOW FUCK OFF BITCH" "Fine I'm going but I'm taking my stuff" she said and ran off. Ugh I hate girl bosses so much.* * *
Y/N pov
-----------------Me and pornHud aka my best dadi went on a date after I got out of the toilet. It was amazing. We had some cake and some black coffee. After that we went in my house. Its a mess since I have depressed but my Hud understands. He's the best.
Now I'm sitting in my messy living room and the hottie is in my bedroom doing something. He said it's a surprise.After 30 minutes he comes back and shows me a picture.
(FAKE CAT)
(this is the picture he showed Y/N)
"OMG YOU-U-U-U-U-U STUPID HOE" - I cry out. He killed my cat. My cat is dead. My cat isn't alive anymore. Chase offed my cat. My sweaty pie cat is in heaven. "Haha it's so funny, I know my baby Y/N" - he laughed maniacly.
"WERE BRAKUNG UP" - I say angryly. As much as I love him I love my now dead kitty more. "GET OUT" and with that he left my messy depression house and went to his own clean and expensive house.to be continued...
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Shrek my world😍💖😀🥺 (y/n x Shrek)
FanficShrek and y/n's love story💕😍😀💋💗 TW : emotional content and depressed😢😔💖