Rivers x Brian (hot)

the only part

It was after band practice, and Brian couldn't stop thinking about his good buddy Rivers.

"Gawd DAYUM look at that absolute ASS"

Brian couldn't help himself. He walked over and gave it a big SMACK!

Rivers gasped and turned around. They were both red as tomatoes.

Rivers leaned real close and said, "Let's wait for the others to leave, then we can talk."

This made Brian's heart race at lightspeed, and he briskly walked away. Rivers took another glance at him then returned to what he was doing.

1 HOUR LATER

Rivers and Brian said goodbye to Pat and Scott as they left the studio, closed the door once they were gone, and locked it.

Brian stared at Rivers, and Rivers stared back. Rivers walked closer and placed his hands on Brian's shoulders.

"To tall you the truth," Rivers began, "I think you're sexy as FUCK."

Brian blushed at this and pulled Rivers in for a make out session.

Brian could feel Rivers' weird and gross mustache brush his nose as they pulled off each other's clothes. They then pulled back to observe each other.

And to no one's surprise...

~NO DICK~

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~NO BALLS~

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AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THESE GUYS FEED ON RADIATION

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