a/n: i had to reduce so many words in the chapter name to make it fit omg.
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I woke up today and lightly rubbed my green orbs. Oh! Omo its my first day of school!
I hurriedly got up from my queen sized xl bed, took a bath and walked in to my walk-in closet. I put on my school uniform, oh god why is this so short?! I try to pull it down a little cuz i don't wanna be like other girls I wanna be me me me.I quickly walk out of my house, locking it in process. As soon as I turn around I bumped into a extremely tall man and suddenly I have the height of a four year-old.
I looked up at the man and oh my god he was the most handsome man I had seen in my entire life, those god like visuals omggggg. (a/n: I did not use sarcasm in this fyi)
The extremely hot man looked at me with ice cold eyes, "Watch where you're doing, dork"
How dare he insult me?!?!?!?!?1?!?!1?!1
But I don't care because he's hot.
I walked out on to the pavement and began my journey to my school. But suddenly a totally not suspicious, long black limo started following me and suddenly yanked me in. I saw 6 handsome oppas sitting inside.
"We are kidnapping you", Jungkook oppa said
"B-B-But why me? I'm nobody special...nobody likes me...I'm just a normal girl who's literally not anything special"
"Pls stfu and sit quietly, we don't want to deal with you too", Yoongi oppa said. He's so mean..........
They took me to their headquarters and there sat on a huge chair the mean, cold, ice-eyed handsome man I met today. Taehyung. (a/n: i'm sorry for this shit taehyung)
"I have kidnapped you because you are pretty and you will be my wife but I will not love you as it stops my plans ik it does not make any sense but you gotta follow because yes."
He looked so hot speaking that.
And so I was locked up in a basement which was totally dark yeah. Taehyung came in and slapped me, saying that I deserved it but I didn't even do anything wrong? I couldn't even do anything because I am such a poor weak girl who can't even defend herself and cried myself to sleep.
"Y/N wake up now", I saw jimin oppa there and he gave me food, I think I'm falling in love with jimin oppa.
"Y/N I need to tell you something"
"What is it oppa?"
"I'm gay""HUH?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?!?!?1?1?!1"
"When did I ever say that wtf"Just then taehyung oppa entered and hugged me, omg yes my oppa was finally hugging me does this mean he likes me? No...who would like me...I'm just a normal girl who has green orbs and wavy waist length brown hair...no i'm overthinking...
"Y/N, listen here"
"Yes oppa?" I asked, green orbs sparking with hope.
"I'm gay too, and I like jimin so you can go back we don't need you anymore"Huh?! Oppa doesn't like me?! No..no..this can't be happening, I'm going to run away now.
And so I ran away, singing Into the Unknown.
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a/n: the number of times i wrote "oppa" in this is also the number of times I banged my head on the table. what are braincells, idk that
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