Step one:
Find the happy chemical
Step two:
Test it on test subjects
Step three:
Mass manufacture it
Step four:
Inject it in you
Step five:
Be happy
Step six:
Le cop has discovered your crime
Step seven:
I̸̝̟͗n̵̛̖̑̅j̶͉̖̿e̷̗͆̓̅c̸͚̞̋t̸͗ͅ ̴̗͍͇͑͠ȉ̶̺̼͖ṱ̷̛́ ̵̞̭̜́a̴̬̅l̶͚͍̄̽l̸̙̬͚̓̔ ̴̼̀į̴͉̘͒̽ṇ̸͛̆ ̵̦̩̟̔y̷̹͆͘ő̷̭u̴͔̞͛
Step eight:
Ÿ̴̝̀o̸̦̥͙͇̽͝ủ̴̖͕̬̩ ̴͎̜̉̑̀͝c̶̨̜͆̋a̸̧̺̼͇̎̈́̀̄n̷̫̹̮͋̆̃'̸̮͙̻̇͜t̸̰̣̂̓͘ ̴̺́̉̄͒f̷̢͕̒è̵͙̽ȇ̸̪̟̒̇̄l̵͉͇͙̹͛̊ ̴̝̣̓̃͜ͅń̸̛̤̠͈͎͛̚ờ̶̟̜͉̥͌t̷̡̥̙̹͗̚h̵͕͗i̶͖̮̫̇̓̏̒ṉ̸͒́͝͝ġ̶͙͖͎ ̵̻̖̀̍ḇ̴͕͔̩͑́̕ȗ̶̜͛̓t̵̡͉͛̏ ̷̯́͂͘h̵̢̻͋͐̾͒a̷̖̙̻͑̓p̶̛̩̠̞̩̈p̴̧̮͔͖͊i̵͕͆̍̅̕n̸̨͖̫̘̽e̶̟̜̎͒̾͜s̸͖̪̦͆̂̕
Step nine:
S̷̢̢̨̛̤͔͇̭͖̭̯͔̟̠̘͇͍̼̬̥̜̮̞̖̠͈͎͔̣̘͈͍̞͈̠̙̏̾̐̆̉̍̏̀̿͗̌͐͗̄͒̾̽̄̌͑͒́̃͐͂̍̓́͌̒̕̕͜͜͜͝͠p̵̧̡̨̢͉̹̦̘̯̺̩̩̲͚͓̝̳̠̤͇̰͓̖̞̩͕̬̻͙̱̩̯̰̪͔̗͉̭̥͓͖͕̋̉̽͗̽̈́̇̅̆͊͗͋͊̒͂̎̓͘̚͘͝͠ͅŗ̷̢̝̘̥̩͈͈̭̪̹̣̙̝͉̻̗͖̲̩̙̟̣̼͓͋̿͛̀̎͗̃̑̔̈́͊͆̈́͛̈̀͒̌̔̎͑́̄̏͛̽͂͊̽̿͘̕̚͜͠ȩ̵̡̢̨̡̙̻͈̲̞͓̲͍͈̺̣̜̣͖̳̠͇͓̹̺̥̤͍͉̤̹̼͔͚̄̓̀̎̂́̆̆̀͐͒͌̌̆̃͂̽̌͌̓͜͜͜a̵̢̯̮͙͕̦̰̟̣̙̬͙̞̱̫̭̜̮̳̯̼̱͎̒͑̒̽͒͊̂̌̓̍̈́͘͘ͅd̷̡̡̨̺͉̦̼̬͍͉͙̺̖̬̫̘̯̫̼̬̲͚̻͇̫̯̞̪́̽̀̀̅̄̂̓̓̀͊͋̉̀̇͒͑̐̈̀̋̕͝͠ ̴̧̡̨͇͔̘̩̤̣̮̩̳̥͚̭̰̝̟̤̫̫̲̻̫̳͙̗̭͕͓̫̫̟̓̊̌́̌̐̓̄̌͆́̐̉̂͜͜͝y̶̧̝͈͈̫̘̘̜̭̝̫̻̮͚̰̰͍̘̩͖̦̦̗̦͙̖͗̆̿͊͊̈́̅̀̏̿́͑̓̉̅̍̿͆̂̈́̈̃̈́̉͊̕͠ͅǭ̸͙̦͇̪̻͙͕̻̭̙̙͚͇̺̻͓̜̣̫̹̦̰̗͍̯̹̫̱̹͉̯̺̭̼͖̫͔̘͙̩̮͗̋̾͊̍̌̂̑͆̉̆͆́̾̍̀͒̓̉̏̓̿̒̓͌̿͐̓̉̀͌͑͑́̕͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅù̷̧̡̧̗̤̟̻͖̖̖͇̲̦͓̭̩̥̫͈̪̝͈̲̩̯̫̞̥̩̟̬̥͚̪͖̤͚̰͚̼͝ͅr̴̨̡̰̫̼̘̠̺̖̮̠̦̄̉͒͗͆́͋̋͐̍̑̋͂́̌̋̈́͂͂̈́́̊̀̂͗́̊̋̾̆̆̐͑̈́̒̍̑̂̒̀̏͑̕̕͝͝͝ͅͅ ̶̡͓͈̥͉͇̘̠̦̥̩͔̗͖̪̗̳̬͓̰͓̟̟͚̥̰̺̳̪͕͍̤̫̠̘͈̹͖̯͇͚̞̙̅̒̓͆̍́̈́̄̀̋̒̔͛̐̔̿͊̅͗͛̔̽́̅̀́̈́̐̇̌͂̅̅͆̓̇͐́̍͊͛́͒̕̕̕͘͜ͅͅȟ̴̢̛̝̩̖̟̫̖̹̫̤͚͙͕͔̲̮̿̌̆̈́̊̓̍̀̊̊̀̿͋̀͊̇̓͆͘̚͝͠͝ͅͅą̵̧̨̧̨̛̠̙̲̲̖̹̣͉̯̲̮͓̙̲̣̘̳͈̦̞̙̜̬͙̖̼̠̯̠̣̎̋̓̏̆͑̄̌͂̀́̿̂͋̽̃͆̎̈́̄̒͒̓̊̊̾̋̊͒̀̍̕͜͠͝͝͝ͅp̸͖͈̟̒̀͆͐̌͊̿̀̋̋̂͑̊̿̓͆̀͗͑̅̈́̃̔̽̉̌̇͐̅̋͒̃͂̋̚̕̚̕͠͝͝p̷̡̧̡̜̖̞͓̦̲̟̰͕͉̮̠̝͕̙̠͇̥̞̳̮̭̏̌̿͌̇̒̀̄̎̆͋̽̋̈́͘͝į̴̨̧̢͈̮̩̟̞̰̼͖̥̻̠͎̳͍͚̣͓̲̤̒͌̓́͗̽̌̽̾͒͆̾̌͑͌͋͂̑̈́͑̈̀̓̄͗͑̚͘͘̕͜͝͠͠ͅň̶̢̡̢̧̹̱̟͙̖̙͓̗̲͇̘̳͈̥̳̟̞̱̞̻̲̗̟̼͈̦̰͇̱̠̩̮̱͓̜̎̑͒̔͆̇͒̀͑͋̾̌̆͒̿͑̈́͌̿̅̍͐̿̇̓͗̚͘͘̕͘͝͝͝ͅȩ̵̧̡̢̢̙̱̘̜̦͕̟͍͓̰̯̼̪̬̬̩̱͕͉͙͕̯̱͎̟͚̺͚͓̬̟̥̟̦͒͌́̅̈́̄̄̀̿̐̆̄̀̅́͛̽͗͘͝s̷̛̛̙̺̪̙̯͍̠̪̩͚̺̹̪̺͕̞̝̥̺̟͎̪͉̱̮͓̹͖̮̱̼͖̮̲̍̎̈́̒̓̀͂͗͐̉̇̑͐͗̏̀͌͂͒̿̽͛̋̈́̈́͒͜͠s̵̡̨̡̧̨̠̙̤̖͉̩̻̱͈͉͉̰̝͇̰̮͖̟͈̹̻̘̻͖̱̬̥̙̯̗̀́̑̍̇͜ͅ ̷̼͇̱̦͍̗̟̯͕̰̬͗́̉̀͊̽̏̊̒̃́̇͘͜͠ͅ
Step ten:
Get defeated by kinectic weapon
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