Trollge

How to be immortal

Step 1:
Study biology

Step 2:
Become great scientist

Step 3:
Try to make a medication that grants immortality

Step 4:
Fail

Step 5:
Borrow money to continue research

Step 6:
You can't repay your dept. They are coming for you

Step 7:
Use black magic

Step 8:
B̶̖̒̋͑̂͆̓͝ę̵̢͎͍͈̝̬̒̽̔̄̏́̈́͗̍̎c̷̯̥̥̪̗̃̈͌̀̓ͅo̴̡̲̮̱͓̪̟̗̞̻̎̾̒̎̕m̷̛̙̯̠̤̟̹͍̾̆̃͛̑̓͐̏̈̈́̚è̶̡̧̦͇͉͙͍̥̥͍͕͉̞͔̩̰͒́̊̐́̊̕͜͝͝͠ ̸̤̞͑͒̀̓̊̒̕͠I̷̢̧̛̙̺͉̥̐̀͆͛̋̍̽̀͗̈̚Ḿ̸̯̱͍̯̩̙̝̱̟ͅM̵̡̧̛͈̩̣̥̰̅̈́̿́͗̕Ŏ̷̩͍͇͐̎͗͝Ŗ̴̧̡͇̙͎͉̫͎̼̭̍͋̂̎͗͋̑͜͝Ť̸̢̖̩̘̠̦̼̝̗̌̔͗̿̒̚A̶̹̮̠̮̘̼̖͇̲̦̻̰̓̄͗͂͌̐Ĺ̵̨̢̟̥̻̀̒̽͆͒̃ ̸̗̞͚̩̱̫͕̭̬̀̿̆̈b̴̢̛̝̗͇͉̣̜̼̣̥͂͑̇̍̋̇̆̒̏̈́̈́̊̎̒͊ư̷̟͓͕̮͉̱͍͛́̋̊̽̽̐̚t̴̨̧̡̛̖͚̯̘̠̺͉̺̜̠͉̉̐̋́̔̈́̀̿̑̋͌̅̂̌͝ͅ ̸̻̬̲̂̈̿͐̾̈̓̑͋̍̕͠į̸̡̨̭̩̪̻̺̬͙̳̤͇͇͈͐̆̽̌͘ţ̵͙͖͇̻̙͔͚͇̜̗̫̓̀͋̐̐̈̆́̇͗̎̽͊͛͠͝ ̶̨̛͔̱̻͖̗͐̑̐̿͑̔̀̽̓̌͋̈́͑̒͆͜c̵̘̦̗̝͓͕͔̳͓̄͘o̵̡͉̺̠͙͖̎͑̌̂̃̀̑͑͒͂̈́̄͑̍̏̒̕m̸̺̯̟̰̄̀̾̈́͊̚͝s̵̱̝̺̻̻͕̤͎̝͚̟̉̈́̅̈́͊̇̈́͗̏͑̅̇̈́͠͝u̵̼̜̩̠̱͔̬͖̠̜̭̹̽̌̄̀͋͐̍̑̅́͊͘̚m̴̛̱͌̒̀̿̈́̊̚ͅḙ̵̰̼̞̟̝̜͆̅̌d̸̢̨̧̤͎̠̪͈͖͓̤̬̯̥͇̲̔͑̉̊̈́͆͛̈̎͝ ̸̡̥̤͕̫͖͔̹̣̰͕̇̿́͋̍͌̽̌͑̑͗͜ÿ̶̢̢̤̞͉̙͔̺͇̗̥͎͙̦̰̇̉͆͌̇̈́̉͑͑́͑̆̔̚͝o̴̳̘̻̭͓̫͙̱̿̈́̈͗̓̆̌̇̓̀͌͑͘͠͝͝ͅų̶̯̪͈̤̫͉͕́r̴̡̛̜͉̲̽̓̋̑̈́̋̆̄̂̋̐͊̇͜͝ ̷̢̝͙͓͙͎̠̣̬͇̝̏́̆͑̾̀́̑͗̐͘͝͝š̸̞̿͋͐͊̍̽̐̔̒̈̋́͠͝͠o̵̝̬̍͌̽̍̌̑̑̌̓̀͘̚͝ụ̸̧͎̦̯̣͋͐́̍̒̇͊͐̕͜ͅl̷̨̢̛̬̥͍̮̞͍͉͇̪̜͍͔̫̂̓͑̑͒́̚̕͜͝

Step 9:
K̶̺̭̦̪̝̖̩̹̜̼̞̼̲̜̦̒͛̃̊͗̉͠͝ͅi̷̻̓̀l̷̯̙̙͇̦̰̱͍̒̾͆̇̈̅͛̓̄͝ļ̴̌̐͛ ̸̛̥̟̺̲̻̱͌̓̆͆̽̀̆͋͊̑̽͘̕ẗ̶̢̹̞̤̻̦͙͓̱̦͓̺̱͖͙́͜͝ͅh̶̨̡̧̧̟̱͓̺̟͍̩̗͓̺̣̽͋̑͑̃̃́̓́̋͒̔̿̊̀̎̆͝è̸̻͂̓̂̉̅̎̄͗̀̍́̍͛͠͝ ̷̭̎͌̉̀͘͝ṕ̵̯̗͇̜͉̻͚͖͉̫̼͈͈̤́̓̈́̄͛̑̔͐͠͝ͅe̷̻̺̱̗͚̟͇͇͚̓̉̓̉͗͛̏́͜o̴̗̜̝͋͋̇͂̕͝p̷̧̧̨̬̫͉̬͙̦͈͖̍̑̎͌̃͆̀̄̊ļ̸̛̛̀̿͆̆̀͊̑̂̎̚̕ͅe̵̡̧̱͈̖̻̫̹̣͍̪̖͂͑̍̅̓͋̈ ̵̡̡̹̟̞̠̙̩̜̞͓͍̗̳̼̟͙̀w̶̱̥͂̽̈́̈́̔͆̈́̈́̈̃̇́͑͘ĥ̸̬̻͎̘̻͓͂̍̋̇̏̃́̈̽̓̋̓̒̀̚͘͜o̶̭͇͗̃̓͝ ̸̡̲͙̘̥̲̼̣͈͚̳͔͍̗͑̄̿̈́͑̃̈́͊̅̂̓͗̆͘͜ͅͅy̶̬͖̣͚͌̈́͗͊̊̒̈͌͒̈́̑͝͠ò̴̯̟̹̟̫̮̤̜͓̪͚̰̞̈́̋̂̉̎̽̈̐̈́̾̓͝ŭ̷̖͇̮̞̼͔͐͌́̒͗͊̿̂͘ ̵̞̦̟̘̊̉́̏͆͋͐̀̎̿̑͂͂̊̇͠͝o̸̱͕̣̲̪̤̹̟̰͚̰͙͕̣̟̿̋͆̊͋̀̇̏̅̓̈́̌́́̊͆͜͠ẃ̸̧̳̖̤̙̈̃̆̽͌̇́̓̊̇́̀͗̍́̚͠e̷̯̫̟͈͌

Step 10:
You have try to escape her claw but death is inevitable.

Step 11:

S̸̢̠̫͍̝̦̕h̸̨̟̩͇͍̠̞͖͍̠̰̘̲͎̱̞͈̗͇͙̙̹̦̦͎̜̖͖̳̙͖͆̈͑̓̆̏̔́̄̓̃̀̂͌̽̓̋̌̀̂̍͋̃͌͋̃̒̈̾̐̏́̄͜͜͜͜͜͝ę̷̢̭̗͓͚̟̲͚͉̦͙̬͓̠̻̩͚̮̣̺̯̣̟̤͖̻͙̩̗̤̮͔̱̼̳͚͖͎͎͈̗̩͚͗͆̀̓̎̊̉̐͘͜͜ͅ ̸̢̛͎͓̜͇̟̱̯̤͍͉̎̈́̅̾̆̌̈́̈́͛͂̏̋̑͐́̀̐̔̎̏́͋̕̚͝ȟ̴̤̞̺̼̬̽̾͂̂̄̓̾̌͗̚a̵̢̛͎̻̱̥̯͎͉̻͇͕͓̞̹̤̪̝͔̲̞͙̐͌̏̽̌͂͒́̽̉̅̈́̃̉̌͋̌̂̉̈́͋̄̂̌̒̀̇͐̈́̽͋̈̓̆̕͘͘̚͘͝͝͝ş̵̲͙͖͎͔̜͈͔̪͈͕͍̜͔̘̘̙̙͙͕̣̜̩̮̞̺͉͔̞̦̥̮̘̪̊͊̏̓̽̿͆͗͊͂̾̑̎́̒̄̕͘̕̕̕̕͠ͅ ̸̛͈̬̩͖̟͈̗̫̬͓͈̲̯̱́̒̀̍̉̋̃̈̀͂̾̇͌̈̉͋̌̏̓́̐̓̂͂́̿̓̂͒̿̑͐̔̈́̀͗͛̓̋̐̕̕͝͠͝͠f̵̧̡̪̝̳̥̝͙̖̣̯̝̬̎͆͊́̐̿͌͆́̓̂̈́̓́̈́̎̐̉͗̚͝o̷͍͎̙̥̤̝͔͔͙̹̩͉̗̅̋̌̉̓͗̇̔̆̏͑̒͐̈́ũ̴̢̢̢̢̬͓̲̝̲̜͈͇͍̭̪͎͎̫͈̤̙̥̺̜̭͍̠̲͖͙̣͚̯̍̑́̏̈̏̎̀̈̓̅̇͛̅̾͌̓͗̍̅͒̽́͂͌̽̚͜͠͝͠͠ͅͅn̸̢̢̛̜̥̰͉̲̱̰̺̰̯͉̺̜͍̹͉̦̬͉͍͖̺̭̠͍̜̪̪̈̓̾͂̒͛̈́̊́͜͝d̵̢̘̗̺͈͉̹̞̘͔̼͍̗̬̦̜̺̱͎̝͎̔̀̔́͂̄͑͒̋͒͆́̋́̓͑̋̑̔̇͐͛̍̔̀̾̒͛̕͘̚͜͜͜ ̴̰̯̘̠̀͒̈́͋͐̎̅̆̔͝͝ỳ̸̡͎̲͆́͆̈́̕ó̴̲͇̳̗͙͋͌̀̊̆̓̋̏̔͛̄̅̈́͋̋͗̽͌́͊͘͘͝͠ù̶̧̨̧͕̩͉͓͕͇̺̳̣̯͚͙͈̞̻̥̖͗̇̎̀̐̐͗̈́̏̏̒̇̄́̏̀̆̀͐̾̉̑̔̔̾͂̅̋̔̓̓́̆͒̇̌̋̅͋͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅ ̷̦͇̱̂͒̌̈͑̿̄̚͘ä̶̢̧̡̨̢̨̢̫͉̙͖͕͖̹̟̲̭̝̮͙̙̭̙͙̗̝̗̼̩̘̬̟́̀̑̏̓̊͂̾͒͊͐͊̚̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅn̴̢̛͖̼̣̜͈̫͖̗̗̖̟̯̮̦̬̋̐͌͒̐͋̉̆̾͂̐̽̈́̅̇́͗̏͗̊̀̀͂͂̽̀̂̽̄͗̋̓̂̈̽̓̈́͘̕̕͘͘̕͜͠͝͠͝͝d̵̡̧̗̻̺̼͔̪̥̘̦̫͚̦̞̺͎̱̠̩̻̱̳̥͍̥̭̯̪̰̿̒͜͜ ̷̧̨̡̢̡̳̜͎̪̜̖̞̠̬̺̥̟̓̈̎̏̅̍̋̀̒̀̀̌̉̅͑͊̆̆̋͘̕͠͠͠ś̵̡̨̮̥̙̤̰̗͖̼̘͙͖̥͚͈͎͚͇͚̻̻̣̺̥̝̗̤̮̺̠̣̮̹̊́̂̎̑̿́̽́̂̈̉̍͂̓̅̈́̔̒̂͒͐̊̈́̆͂̈̊̃̈̍͛̀̆̒̋̓̆̈́͐̽͊̕̚͠͝͝h̶̳̮͙̖̖̻̰̩͔͚̗̫̫̟̺͂̓̏͋̃̅̿̏̍̄̑̑̿͊͋͛̊̇̉͒͋̃͌̆̃͂̍̕͘͘͜͝e̷̡̢̢͈̙̥̭͙͔̺̠̮̻̽ ̵̨̧̧̲̰͉͇̼͚͇̝̰̳͖̺̖̪̩͔̼̗͇̘̣͔̖̼̝͍̮͙̞͍̬̦̥͎̒̆̆̆̊̑̊͛͛͆̾̀͠͠ͅi̵̢̢̡̧̧̡̝͎̞̬͙͇̯̝͓̪͕͇̱̝͓̳͙͉̞̺͎̜̪͍̲̟̖̣̣̪̥͚̹͔̦̪̜̟̊̇̉̿̋ͅṣ̷̢͚̙͛̂̈́͌̒͆̓̋͆̄̃̿̂́͐̋̄ͅ ̸̡̢̨̡̢̭̞͓̩̪̩̮̫̦͍͇̮̗̱̲̥̘̹̪͓͎͈̹̙̫͖͎̟͔͉̥̥̱̼̳͈͉̫͇͛̃̀͊̈́̓̇̄͑͌͆̓̃̿͛̉̿̃̄̎͗̆̌͆̉̽̀̍̚͜͠ͅñ̵̨̡̢̧̡̨̧͖̹̰̻̹̪̘͉̠͍͇̟͇̘̰̣̣̰̳͕̥̜̼͙̦̟̣̙̝̩͈͚̙̙̖̭̰̥̱̞̇͐͜ͅͅõ̸̡̡͖͔͍̪̳͕̲͔̙͕̰̺͍̙̥͇̦̭̯͍̖̫̝͉̗̱̩̞͙̜̩͕̳̰̙̀̀̀͗̈͗͌͆̀͋̈́̈̑̐̚t̵̞͍̞̬̥̻̑̑̀̈̏̉͆́́͑̆̕ͅ ̶̢̨̯̝̟̤̳̹̼̳͔͍͉̝̮̦̪͙̳̺̼̲̮̠͋̍̿͛͊̀̌̑͘͘̕͜ḩ̸̨̢̧̥̞̩̳̙̯̘̫͍͔̙̫͖͈̬͕̭̬͉̻̞̗̱̮̗̪̲̯̰̟̜̩̫̯͙͖͈̭̣̳͕͑̈́̈́̏̈̋̅̂̎̀͐̕͘͘͘̕á̷̢̧̢̧̙̦͍̮̱̘̗̖͕͉̩͚̞̣̗̼̜̪͈̫̞̦̱̻̮̞̩͓͈̱͓̔̀̂͂̈́͠ͅṕ̸̡͇̫͈̻̣͕͕̙̙̬̯̝͈͙̗̹̪̳̩̙̋͆͌̈͂̇̅̉̈̔̈́̓̓͋̏͗̈́́̐̕͘͝͝͝͝͠ͅp̵̧̢̨̡̡̨̨͕̟̼̗͚̟̙̫̮͖̱̫̫̼̗͔̯͔̮̫̬̱͙̯͖̻̦̼̗̤̞̤̬̝̋̆̿̇̐͛̋̆̔̒͗͑͌̅̒̽̐̈́͊̑̌̆͒͌͂͛̄̈́͂̉̊͋̈́̉̎̍͗̚͝͠͠͝͝ͅy̵̡̛̜̮͎͍̲͇͈͍̹̹̠̠̥̗̞͓͈͓̘̔̈́̋̌̄̊͒̀́͋̒̉̿̆͆̐̓̒͐̽̉̏͆̉̿̀̾͋͊̏̆͐̿̆͂͝͠͠͝.̶̧̨̢̨̢̡̧̥̤̖̯̫͈̖̤̫̣̦͖̼͖̹͍̲̰͎̫̼͕̹̯͚͕̫̱͇͈̙͙̫̿̀́̋̊̿͌̃͐̇̔͛͋͒͆̀̆̊̑̉͆̿̏̈́̑̌́͘͜͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅ

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