My Cats Protect Us From The Werewolfs

The Bad News

Emily

I woke up to someone snoring. I looked and it was Cookie.

I have been wondering why they stopped sleeping in Peach's room. I must remember to ask them.

Jason asked if I was ok; I did not know he was awake.

I told him that I am fine, even though I do not really feel fine.

I got out of bed and headed to the bathroom.

Jason went in after I came out, I went back into the bedroom and got dressed.

I know I told Jason that I wanted to go to the store today but really, I made myself a doctor's appointment.

I just do not want to make him worried or anything. I just want to go alone.

After I got dressed, I got Missy out of bed and put her next to the food Jason put down for them.

Then I went and got Cookie. I think I need to put these cats on a diet. They are getting big.

Jason asked what I wanted for breakfast I told him that I wanted split pea soup with cherry yogurt in it.

I think I heard Jason gag. That made me laugh.

He got a can out for me and put it in a bowl and popped it in the microwave.

I got out the yogurt and when my soup was done, I put the yogurt in it and ate it.

After I was done, I asked Jason for the keys, he gave them to me.

I told him that I will be back in a few.

He kissed me and asked if I am sure that I want to go alone, I told him yes that I need a little time to myself.

I left the house and got in the Jeep. I headed to the doctor's office.

When I got there, I turned the Jeep off and got out. I went to the receptions desk and told them that I am there for my appointment.

She told me to have a set and they will call me.

After what felt like days, they finally called me in. They weighed me. How did I gain ten pounds?

I told the nurse everything that is going on, she asks when my last menstrual cycle was. I told her that I should be getting it any day now.

She took my blood pressure and told me that the doctor will be in soon.

We all know what that means.

After the dinosaurs came back to life the doctor finally came in, I told him everything that I told the nurse.

He told me that he wants me to take a pregnancy test.

I told him that it has not been long enough for that.

As I was trying to pee in that little cup hoping I do not pee on my hands, I kept wanting to pull that string.

But I know that is for emergencies. I put the cup where the nurse told me to put it, then I went back to the room.

After four games of BINGO the doctor came in with a binder.

He said congratulations, you are pregnant. What, how?

Ok I know how but isn't it too soon.

He gave me the binder and said that I must go to the pharmacy to get my vitamins.

I just looked at him, I asked if he was joking, he said no. I went and got my vitamins and went to Jason's jeep.

I sat there for thirty minutes; Jason texted me asking me when I will be home that he miss me.