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THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR 1K I CANT EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW! I just woke up a while ago and decided to check Wattpad, I really can't believe this is happening, I thought I was happy when I got to 100 reads, but 1000! That's a lot of people!

I know it's October, but Merry Christmas, here are some pick up lines that are so bad they're good:
Was your Mom a beaver? Cause DAMN!

No wonder the sky is grey today... all the blue is in your eyes.

Do you come from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?

Are you bluetooth? Cause I feel a connection.

Have you got a map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

Do you like raisins? Well how do you feel about a date?

Okay I think I'm going to stop myself before I get to invested in this too much, I don't want to end up doing this all day.
Once again T H A N K Y O U ! I hope everyone has a great, blessed day and let me know who you would like to see next, I'm running out of ideas🤯

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