A.N. I realize the meme might be a lil' confusing, Imma let the beautiful original episode part explain it for you here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4bPjufbVlM
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Weird Voice-In-My-Head
Freddy: I have a problem.
Shadow Freddy: Kill it.
Freddy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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I-Died-Once Joke #We-Lost-Count
Springtrap: I feel awful about killing you.
Golden Freddy:
Springtrap: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're complaining about.
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Sorry 'bout This One
Bonnie: *gets stabbed*
Toy Chica: Don't die, Bonnie!
Bonnie: Don't tell me what to do!
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'Almost Dying' is Not Winning
Golden Freddy: Toy Chica got into a fight.
Puppet: That's bad.
Puppet:
Puppet: Did she win?
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Don't Get Too Comfortable
Nightmare, watching power lines fall down: Plushtrap! Nightmare Balloon Boy! The city is exploding and it's very epic!
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How Dare You-
Golden Freddy: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Springtrap: If you're afraid of clowns, why do you even talk to the Puppet?
Puppet:
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If the Heroine Declined
Toy Chica: What do you do if life gives you lemons?
Golden Freddy: Make lemonade.
Toy Chica, chucking the time travel decide back at him: Throw the lemons back at the sky, and make life deal with it's own crap!
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How It Actually Happened
*"Bonnie" shows Golden Freddy a very powerful artifact, explaining he'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Golden Freddy: That sounds like a dare to me.
*"Bonnie" is in disbelief.
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It Was Actually an 'Open Box'
Toy Chica: Golden Freddy! I thought you were dead!
Golden Freddy: I was in deep cover.
Toy Chica: ... But it was an open casket.
Golden Freddy: It was very deep.
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