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A.N. I realize the meme might be a lil' confusing, Imma let the beautiful original episode part explain it for you here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4bPjufbVlM

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Weird Voice-In-My-Head

Freddy: I have a problem.

Shadow Freddy: Kill it.

Freddy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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I-Died-Once Joke #We-Lost-Count

Springtrap: I feel awful about killing you.

Golden Freddy:

Springtrap: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're complaining about.

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Sorry 'bout This One

Bonnie: *gets stabbed*

Toy Chica: Don't die, Bonnie!

Bonnie: Don't tell me what to do!

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'Almost Dying' is Not Winning

Golden Freddy: Toy Chica got into a fight.

Puppet: That's bad.

Puppet:

Puppet: Did she win?

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Don't Get Too Comfortable

Nightmare, watching power lines fall down: Plushtrap! Nightmare Balloon Boy! The city is exploding and it's very epic!

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How Dare You-

Golden Freddy: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Springtrap: If you're afraid of clowns, why do you even talk to the Puppet?

Puppet:

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If the Heroine Declined

Toy Chica: What do you do if life gives you lemons?

Golden Freddy: Make lemonade.

Toy Chica, chucking the time travel decide back at him: Throw the lemons back at the sky, and make life deal with it's own crap!

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How It Actually Happened

*"Bonnie" shows Golden Freddy a very powerful artifact, explaining he'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.

Golden Freddy: That sounds like a dare to me.

*"Bonnie" is in disbelief.

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It Was Actually an 'Open Box'

Toy Chica: Golden Freddy! I thought you were dead!

Golden Freddy: I was in deep cover.

Toy Chica: ... But it was an open casket.

Golden Freddy: It was very deep.

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