Freedom AU #2

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On Our Way to Meet Asgore!

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sophie: Crap-

Gold: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Springtrap: MY SON FELL OFF!!!

-that didn't actually happen, plushy's ok-

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Escaping to the Night Shift

Freddy: How are you tonight?

Sophie: Please don't make me think about my life.

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Siblings: Why WOULDN'T I Attack You?!

Toy C.: *running towards T. Bon with open arms*

Bonbell: *moves out of the way*

Toy: Hey, why'd you move?!

Bonbell: I thought you were going to attack me.

Toy: I was going to hug you!

Bon: Why would you hug me?

Toy: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Upcoming AU Short Spoiler-

Bonnie: Where are you going?

Toy: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Bonnie: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Fredrick, knowing full well that Bonnie got Toy an engagement ring: *sips tea*

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Guess Who Head of the Kitchen Is?

*sets the kitchen on fire*

Toy: Get an adult!

JJ: You are an adult!

Toy: Get an adultier adult! Get Chica!

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It Just Happened

Bonnie: Hey, Freddy? Can I get some dating advice?

Freddy: Just because I'm with Chica, doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Parenting Plushtrap

Spring Shine: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Springtrap: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Plushy, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Spring Shine: You're a bad influence.

Springtrap: And you don't know your sayings.

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Good Note

Bonbell: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.

Bonnie: What's the difference then?

Bonbell: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Sophie: Note to self; never get shot.

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That's About Right

Fredrick: I'm strong! I beat Puppet at arm wrestling!

Foxy: Anybody can beat Puppet at arm wrestling.

Puppet: Hey-

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