On Our Way to Meet Asgore!
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Sophie: Crap-
Gold: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Springtrap: MY SON FELL OFF!!!
-that didn't actually happen, plushy's ok-
~~~
Escaping to the Night Shift
Freddy: How are you tonight?
Sophie: Please don't make me think about my life.
~~~
Siblings: Why WOULDN'T I Attack You?!
Toy C.: *running towards T. Bon with open arms*
Bonbell: *moves out of the way*
Toy: Hey, why'd you move?!
Bonbell: I thought you were going to attack me.
Toy: I was going to hug you!
Bon: Why would you hug me?
Toy: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
~~~
Upcoming AU Short Spoiler-
Bonnie: Where are you going?
Toy: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Bonnie: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Fredrick, knowing full well that Bonnie got Toy an engagement ring: *sips tea*
~~~
Guess Who Head of the Kitchen Is?
*sets the kitchen on fire*
Toy: Get an adult!
JJ: You are an adult!
Toy: Get an adultier adult! Get Chica!
~~~
It Just Happened
Bonnie: Hey, Freddy? Can I get some dating advice?
Freddy: Just because I'm with Chica, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
~~~
Parenting Plushtrap
Spring Shine: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Springtrap: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Plushy, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Spring Shine: You're a bad influence.
Springtrap: And you don't know your sayings.
~~~
Good Note
Bonbell: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Bonnie: What's the difference then?
Bonbell: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Sophie: Note to self; never get shot.
~~~
That's About Right
Fredrick: I'm strong! I beat Puppet at arm wrestling!
Foxy: Anybody can beat Puppet at arm wrestling.
Puppet: Hey-
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