One beautiful afternoon you're sitting on a bench, at a park, you'd gone there to try and get some peace and quiet but the local anti vaxers had been protesting the whole time.
You try to clear your mind and ignore the protestors when you spot a bottle of what looked like piss lying on the ground.
You go to pick said bottle up to get a closer look at it, as you grasp onto the crinkled surface you mutter to yourself "yup definitely piss". As you continue to examine the bottle you hear a voice echo around you.., "ah, the good ol' days.."
"What the hell??" You exclaim, "am I the only one who heard that?". You're about walk home but stop to contemplate taking the bottle with you "eh fuck it" you take the bottle and sprint home.

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Fanficone day you're sitting at a park alone, or so you thought...