RONALD'S POV!!!
I lay on the spare bed, my legs spread wide apart, my ex boyfriend approaching my with a knife.. when we started dating he told me "If you cheat, I will cut your dick off". I had sex with the wendy's girl.. I just wanted a free meal so i had to.. I don't regret it, one bit, I mean she was some tasty bitch but i still want to keep my dick
"Say goodbye to your penis" kfc man yells.
I thought that was weird, why would I talk to my penis?
I gasp, as he pulls down my boxers and cups his hand around my dick, pulling the knife closer
My heartbeat was racing
A smirk slid onto his face, I feel the cold knife touch my skin.
Oh shit.
"AHHHHHHHHH" I scream
MY DICK WAS CUT OFF
I'M BLEEDING
KFC MAN IS LAUGHING
Kfc man pulls out a jar (from who the fuck knows where) and places my dick into the jar, screwing it shut.
What the hell! Rasputin who?
Now how was I going to piss? How will I receive blow jobs,hand jobs,make someone pregnant or get sucked off?
This was pure evil of him.
My balls.
C'mon now I can't get hard
How will I get my food out?
Am I going to die
