My Baby * Jaden Hossler*

violence

* let's pretend that the sway house didn't break up okay okay*

Recap:

I went to get me some starbucks and on my way there I just kept thinking of what he said

I will punish you later

Fuck did I get myself into some shit

I will punish you later

That is all that popped in my head

I will punish you later

Why was I kinda happy about it tho like what fuck is wrong with me

I will punish you later

like my crush is going to fucking rail me i mean....

I will punish you later

???:ma'ma your order

shit

Lexi: sorry yes... can I get two venti Ice coffee with Caramel Syrup Extra Caramel Drizzle

Starbucks worker name: summer aka S

S: anything  else

she said with a bitchy tone 

Lexi: um yea bitch I want two Venti pink drinks one Venti Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade one  Venti coffee frappuccino Blended two Venti cold brew coffee with milk and caramel syrup and two Venti vanilla sweet cream cold brew with Classic Syrup and caramel syrup... did you get that

S: yeah I did anything else fat hoe 

Lexi: yes there is more honey so if you don't get this all down I will sue your ass okay bitch 

S: whatever get this over with

Lexi: I want two roasted ham,Swiss & egg sandwich two sausage, cheddar & egg sandwich five Double-Smoked Bacon cheddar & egg sandwich  two ham & Swiss croissant  

S: dam have a full house or some shit

Lexi: yes I do I really do now shut the fuck up because I'm not done I live in a house full of  9 boys and two girls 

S: really couldn't tell 

Lexi: I want five Chocolate cake pops three chocolate chip cookie and another three double chocolate Brownie 

S: is that is fat-

i cut her off

Lexi: yes yes it is now give me how much it is 

S: 265

Lexi: thank you see how hard was that 

S: fuck off 

Lexi: gladly 

I drive up by the time no one was in front of me I drive up to the window and luckily there is a nice lady better then the other hoe I was talking to just right now 

Sandy: hi my name is sandy and I am a huge fan of you and I heard what you said to her and i just want to say thank you no one has the balls to do that 

Lexi: oh well thank you 

I gave her a warm smile 

Sandy: you going to need a drink carry because there is a lot of drinks