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Y/N: Blitzø assigned me on a mission, that has absolutely no involvement with you rookies.
Issei: What!?!? We're totally ready!
Y/N: Fine... I could always use a Blood Junkie.
Y/N narrows his eyes at Issei which made him shake his head. Y/N sighs and pulls his lamp like a lever. He steps aside as the wall next to him starts to open wide and it reveals a weapon emporium, containing millions of mercenary, assasin and military-grade weapons. Issei was in awe and was about to touch an M16, saying "Satan's Bitch" on it in blood, a combat knife got thrown and missed Issei. Issei looked at Y/N who has his arm up and he lowers it back down.
Y/N: If you are gonna select a weapon then I'll be the one to give you the gun. Also, you're gonna follow Hooker rules.
Y/N grabs a bunch of guns and grabs a book then opens it. Y/N casts a spell and a portal opens beneath him and he jumps into the portal, but... He left the book and Issei grabs it.
At the Human World
Y/N cocks his sniper and aims at the upper floor of the house. A laser sight appearing on a girl's, who was playing with dollies, forehead. The girl notices the red dot on her forehead and looks out the window to see Y/N flipping her off. Then...
BANG
The girl drops dead on the floor, blood dripping from her forehead. Y/N lets out a chuckle and leaves but not before hearing a faint knock on the door. Y/N goes to take a look and sees Issei asking the mother out but she pulls out a knife and starts to try and slash at Issei as Issei starts to yelp and scream. Y/N pulls out his sniper but an axe gets dropped down beside him and he dodges it before it could kill him. Y/N glares at who was trying to kill him and it was the father, with a shotgun in his hand.
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Ralphie: Well. I ain't expectin' to have goat fer dinner. *cocks shotgun* But I guess It'll have to do. Hehehe~
Y/N: ...I am not... A GOAT!
Y/N charges at Ralphie but the father shoots but misses as Y/N wall runs on multiple trees and jumping off of each one. Y/N pulls out a grenade and throws it at Ralphie but he blocks it with his shotgun. Ralphie kicked the bomb at Y/N, but the goat kicked it back at Ralphie. Ralphie took cover but... It didn't detonate.
Ralphie: Hahaha! Looks like this bomb here, is a fake! Huh?
Y/N starts to laugh and puts his hand on his face. Y/N takes out a detonator and presses the trigger. The bomb beeps and explodes, blowing off Ralphie's lower body. Leaving him as a leg-less husband. The husband was trying to reach for the shotgun but Y/N got to it first and aimed it at the husband.
Ralphie: W-Wait, please don't kill me!
Y/N: Fine.
Ralphie: Really?
Y/N: No. Changed my mind.
Ralphie: Alrea--
The husband couldn't finish as his head gets blown off and his headless and leg-less corpse falls on the ground. Y/N drags the corpse over to the edge of the cliff and throws the corpse at the house and aims the sniper at the thrown corpse.
Y/N: For Mother Russia.
Y/N blows his shot and the corpse explodes which notifies the mother, who had the combat knife raised in the air and was about to stab Issei, but a piece of Ralphie lands on Issei. Martha's eyes widen and she covers her mouth with both of her hand.
Martha: R-Ralphie! YOU FILTHY DEMONS ARE-- GAH!
Martha's left eye blows out of her head and her lifeless corpse falls on top of Issei as her... Breasts land on Issei's dick which made it look like she was giving him a blowjob.
Issei: Oh my Satan, thank--
Y/N: Save it, cunt. I almost lost my kill streak because of some ungrateful cunt who thinks he could become harem king. Let's go!
Issei: Yes, sir!
They return back to hell as the screen fades into black.
