Hitoshi Shinso, sir

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Company: 3076
Musutafu, Japan

Tokoyami: Pardon me.
Are you Hitoshi Shinso, sir?

Shinso: That depends. Who's asking?

Tokoyami: Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Fumikage Tokoyami, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

Shinso: I'm getting nervous

Tokoyami: Sir...
I heard your name at UA.
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.
I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.
He handles the financials?

Shinso: You punched the bursar

Tokoyami: Yes!
I wanted to do what you did.
Graduate in two, then join the Hero war.
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

Shinso: It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

Tokoyami: You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war
Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

Shinso: Can I buy you a drink?

Tokoyami: That would be nice

Shinso: While we're talking
Let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

Tokoyami: What?

Shinso: Smile more

Tokoyami: Ha

Shinso: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

Tokoyami: You can't be serious

Shinso: You wanna get ahead?

Tokoyami: Yes

Shinso: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Ojiro: Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
What time is it?

Ojiro/Aoyama/Kirishima: Showtime!

Shinso: Like I said...

Ojiro: Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
I'm Mashirao Ojiro in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three!
Those villains don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Aoyama: Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Aoyama!
The Lancelot of the Hero war set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Kirishima: Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Eijirou Kirishima
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ojiro/Aoyama: Ayy)
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets

Aoyama: Wow

Ojiro: No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...

Ojiro/Aoyama/Kirishima: To the hero war!

Ojiro: Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

Kirishima: Hitoshi Shinso!

Ojiro: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Shinso: Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land (Aoyama/Kirishima: Boooo)

Ojiro: bro, the revolution's imminent.
What do you stall for?

Tokoyami: If you stand for nothing, Shinso, what'll you fall for?

Ojiro: Ooh
Who you?

Kirishima: Who you?

Aoyama: Who are you?

Ojiro/Aoyama/Kirishima: Ooh, who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?

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