Pin: Okay, so to get Bomby eliminated-
Coiny: Wait why do you wanna get Bomby eliminated?
Pin: Uh idk I just do
Coiny: wut
Pin: anyway, as I was saying, to get Bomby eliminated, these two people need to get immunity this episode
*two different people than the ones Pin said get immunity this episode instead*
Pin: dang
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Flower's whole family except for Flower herself: *is robbing another family*
Flower's mom, holding up a bag of the other family's stuff: We have your stuff so pay a million dollars to get it back
Flower, handing the other family another bag full of stuff: Don't worry, that's fake. I replaced the stuff in my mom's bag with fakes. Here's your real stuff. Take it. It's free.
Flower's mom: Flower, we're supposed to rob them D:<
Flower: sorry not sorry lol I don't really care about robbing people lmao
*Later in my dream I time travel back to before that happened. I'm in college (which I actually am irl lol totally not a flex) and so is Flower but her major is some spy thing. Anyway, her mom comes*
Flower's mom: Flower, you can't major in spy stuff, that's a useless major. Be an engineer instead.
Flower: *gets the big sad* ((no offense to engineers, I'm actually planning on majoring in CS, but Flower just wants to do spy stuff and that's why she's sad))
Me: Actually, excuse me, Mrs. (Insert Flower's last name here because I forgor 💀 what it was in my dream sorry), no offense but I believe Flower's spy degree is helpful because imagine this scenario:
Me: *foreshadows the thing with the robber family by creating a similar scenario except it's Flower's family that's being robbed but Flower still saves the day by doing the swapping trick*
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Book: *brings in a tray full of muffins*
Firey: can I haz muffin plz?
Book: ok
Firey: can I have all the muffins?
Book: You can have all but 2. One for me and one for uh... "socializing"
*As a third person viewer of this exchange who has watched BFB, I somehow know that the "socializing" muffin is actually a muffin that Book wanted to give to Taco as an apology, but Firey doesn't care about Team Bleh's drama so he doesn't know that*
Firey: But I want all the muffins 🥺
Book: Either you take all the muffins but 2 or you don't get any muffins
Firey: Fine 😡
Firey: *gets all but 2 muffins but is still upset that he didn't get all the muffins*
*Later*
*Book gives Taco a muffin as an apology*
Taco: Why do you have such a big muffin tray but only 2 muffins?
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Another BFB BFDI Crack Story
FanfictionI can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already
