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karlnapity/is that a cat?

hello hello! i'm back again, and this request is from @siriuslyfkinsexy  just a warning, i will not be using sapnap nor quackity's real names because i'm not comfortable doing so! and let's pretend that chandler is karl's roommate in this because i forgot his actual roommates name lol

sapnap and quackity were driving from florida to north carolina to visit karl, and karl had no idea. they were at a gas station getting gas, as sapnap's car only had three gallons left in the tank. quackity was looking around whilst sapnap pumped the gas, and noticed a small, squirming creature wrapped in a blanket-looking fabric.

"sap, what is that?" quackity asked, pointing to the blob on the side of the gas station building. 

"i'm not... quite sure, q. what IS that?" sapnap said, squinting at it from where he was standing. 

"i'm gonna go get it!" quackity said, jumping up from the passenger seat and running to the building, not looking for cars. 

"QUACKITY WHAT THE HELL-" sapnap yelled, almost running after quackity, but realizing he was still pumping gas. quackity grabbed the small blob, running back over to the car and sitting down back in the seat. 

"awwww sap, look!" quackity said, unwrapping the blanket around the small creature's face and body. 

"is that a cat?" sapnap asked, a kinda concerned look on his face, finishing up pumping gas and paying, sitting back down in the driver's seat.

"i think it is! once we get to north carolina, can we keep it? pleaseeeeee???" quackity asked, using his 'puppy dog' eyes to look at sapnap, knowing that he would give in.

"ehhhh, fine. hopefully karl'll say yes also." sapnap replied after what seemed like an eternity, making quackity yell in excitement.

"thank you, amor! te amo." quackity exclaimed, reclining his seat back and setting the cat on his chest, closing his eyes.

"i love you too, q. sleep well." sapnap said quietly, driving through the border of georgia and south carolina. for the next few hours, sapnap just jammed out to music until they were five-ish minutes away from karl's house.

"hey, q, wake up! we are five minutes out!" sapnap said, taking his right hand off the wheel and shaking quackity's arm.

"hmm?? was i sleeping?" quackity asked groggily, accent more prominent than earlier, grabbing the cat on his chest and moving his seat up.

"yeah, for four hours. we are almost there. have you decided on a name for the cat?" sapnap said, slightly blushing at quackity's accent and groggy voice.

"i think shell fits, because we found it at a shell gas station." quackity said, looking at the asleep cat and petting it's head. 

"i think that's perfect, q. ope, and we are here; should i honk or...?" sapnap asked, pulling into karl's driveway and putting the car into 'park'. the two exchanged mischievous glances, and their hands flew to the wheel, pressing on the horn. 

HOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKKKK

quackity and sapnap broke out into very infectious, hilarious laughs as karl, their boyfriend, opened the front door of his house only to see his two morons of boyfriends.

"what the honk??? quackity? sapnap? what the hell are you doing here???!?!?!" karl yelled, running out of his house to hug his boyfriends.

"we wanted to surprise you! did it work?" sapnap said, basically jumping out of the car and running to join quackity and karl in the hug.

"hell yeah, it did. wha-? when-? how-? when did you decide on this?" karl asked confused,  pulling away from the hug and walking over to sapnap's car to help unload all the luggage. quackity was about to yell at him to stop and that both him and sapnap could unload, but he was too late. karl had found the cat. 

"q? sap? is this a cat?" karl asked, slowly walking up to his two boyfriends and stopping about a foot in front of the afformentioned guys.

"yeeees?" quackity and sapnap said at the same time, though it came out as a question.

"what's its name?" karl asked, walking up his house steps and opening the door.

"shell, because we found it at a shell gas station in georgia." quackity responded quickly, looking down at his feet.

"it's adorable, we can keep it if you two want, but we have to get it's vaccines and stuff first." karl said, immediately getting squished in a hug from his two boyfriends. as all three walked into the house, chandler saw them and gave quackity and sapnap 'guy hugs'. 

"wait, is that a cat?"

wc: 740