THE BEER TO MY HARLEY DAVIDSON~

Chapter 2- Pandemic poppies

(coco first person pov lolol)

It's been quite a while and I don't even know his name yet and now because of this pandemic, I can't talk to him also 😔 It's been two months and my heart longs for just another glimpse of his sculpted beautiful amazeballs face. His face is like a breath of fresh air in midst of a sand storm, it relieves my lungs. School starts in about a week and I need to make a move on him but..... I need a glow-up first. I opened youtube and clicked on the first video I saw  

**The video**

HAIII GUYZZZ ITS TECHNICAL AUNTY HERE TO HELP YOU WITH A GLOW UP 😘

First mix turmeric and chilli powder and put it on your eyes 😍 (add lemon to mix them together into a paste) Then get some cow dung 😋 (dog and cat ones also work as substitute 😏) and put it as a face pack for half a day for the best results 😛   wash it off with lemon water (the ones they give in restaurants 🤩) and put egg whites on for moisturizer 😉.

These are the results-

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**Video ends**

I should try these tips and tricks.... i really want VERYYYYYY HANDSOMEE BOII to have my babies.

I WEEK LATER 

Coco's skin is glowing as bright as the sun, she has blinded 5 people with her radiance. Her skin is smooth, as smooth as butter and glowing like glow in the dark stars. Her eyes look like orbeez stars in the sky 😇  

Online class was starting soon and Coco was soooo nerves. She was sweating so much 😰 She called her friend ant before the class, "Hello ant, Pls help I am so nerves to meet THE VERYYYYYY HANDSOMEE BOII" Ant replies, "Calm down bestie I thought he wasn't your type, anywayzzzzzz I'm sure he found someone else by now it's better to lose all hope." COCO WAS FURIOUS, "I THOUGHT FRIENDS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER AND YOU SAY THIS TO ME?? YOU PROBABLY HAVE A CRUSH ON THE VERYYYYYY HANDSOMEE BOII" ANT WAS ALSO FURIOUS NOW, "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! AND JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THE VERYYYYYY HANDSOMEE BOII ACTUALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND CALLED NATSIE PATSIE." 

"COCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCO CHILDDDDD WHAT ARE ANIMALS WITH WARM BLOOD WHO GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES CALLED" Coco's biology teacher shouted. "I guess that girl has gone somewhere after muting her mic... Anywayzzzzzzzz Sheesh on your camera, I know that you work shooo hard as the man of the house but please answer this question 🥺🥺" 

"Ma'am I do not know the answer to this question but my step sis Lick-a-Lick would love to answer it 🥺" Said Mr.Sheesh. As soon as Mr.Sheesh opened his mouth Coco started crying tears of joy. The VERYYYYYY HANDSOMEE BOII was in her class?!?! Before Lick-A-Lick could open his mouth his hema answered the question, "The answer is mammals and also Mr.Sheesh couldiplshaveyournumber." The teacher gave hema 35 bit coin because she got the question right. But Sheesh was very disgusted. "WHY DID YOU NOT LET LICK-A-LICK ANSWER?? 🤬" Sheesh screamed at hema. Hema started crying and her camera was on. The whole class started laughing at her.

Hema left the meet and ran out of her mansion in beverly hills and started crying in the rain. She knelt down on her knees and cried. Suddenly she heard the voice of oggy from oggy and the cockroaches behind her. She turned around and...

TO BE CONTINUED