Getting to know TATC

~Shelly~

(Shellythefairy)

SHELLY WHO ISNT ACTUALLY A FAIRY HAHA HOW IRONIC RIGHT? I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ONE MORE MESSAGE ASKING IF I’M A FAIRY I WILL-

Age: I am 15 going on 16 ^-^

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Stairway to heaven.

Favourite food?

Margarita pizza, has to have at least 7 cheeses, preferably buffalo, mozzarella, tasty cheese, halloumi, cream cheese, and string cheese. Yes. I have eaten this by myself, with no shame. Still think I’m a fairy? No. I’m a demon.

Favourite colour?

Silver. It’s mesmerizing. Fairies don’t like silver.

Llamas or cucumbers?

Cucumbers, because when TATC were in year seven, one girl would always call out CUCUMBER, and the whole class would fall to the floor and writhe around. Especially in French class. We’d all get locked in the cupboard by the teacher. Yeah…

If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?

The longest song in the world (Someone look it up and tell me what it is)

Sympathy for the Devil- Rolling Stones

Happy Endings- Mika

If you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn?

Well, I go red and then purple when I get choked… So they’d go um purple, then brown.

Pie or cake?

Pie. Hot blueberry pie with cold ice-cream dripping off the sides… drool

What is your desktop background?

A dramatic painting of a rainy day in a city.

What are you wearing right now?

My school uniform. I’m in history, and the teacher is playing ‘From little things big things grow.’ Because it’s by Aboriginals and we’re studying Australian history. I should concentrate.

What’s the last thing you drank/ate?

A solid wrap that wouldn’t bend, with soggy lettuce, bad mayonnaise, 3 slices of cracked cheese, and lumpy tomatoes with slimy beetroot.

Describe yourself in one word.

Sustentations. 

What the first thing you think of when I say….. INTERNET

JACOB

Why is Susan reading that magazine?

Where?

What's the meaning of life?

Justin Bieber x Zayn Malik fanfiction. 

I’m not telling you dimwits hahahaha

The person you would never want to meet?

My history teacher.

What’s your favourite word?

Gyabo. You happy Susan?

What did the last text message on your phone say?

I had this really sad dream about everyone turning into krakens.

(I really hate you guys right now)

Favourite Disney movie?

Nicki Minaj-Anaconda video clip

Skittles or M&Ms?

M&M’s

What would be your superpower of choice?

Able to manipulate the environment.

Complete the sentence: I wish 

For world peace. Or destruction. Either one I don’t care.

Favourite movie and how many times have you watched it?

Da Lil Mermaid-6 times

If you could take one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?

A country. Or an airplane. Or one of those hoverhats. Or a Magnum mint icecream.

Is your hair straight/curly/etc?

Straight. Ranga.

Which vegetable do you resemble?

People say I’m ranga, so I could be a carrot. Or a ginger.

But I’m also evil so I could be a lemon.

Or a weird Papaya-Dragonfruit hybrid.

Who was your childhood crush?

Let me tell you all a story:

Once there was a boy called Nathan. He was smart, and handsome, and popular, and sporty, and musical, and amazing, and perfect.

Nathan and Shelly sat together, and he would always be nice to her. Once, on her birthday at an ice-skating rink, she fell over, and he helped her up. 

Shelly wanted to marry Nathan.

Unfortunately, Shelly had to move schools. On the last day of school, she got a nice big blue card with everyone’s signatures etc. She was very sad and was crying.

Just as she was about to leave forever, Nathan called her name.

And with a half smile, said, “I’m gonna miss you”

Hearing this, Shelly cried. And blew a snot bubble.

The end.

If you could broadcast one message to the world, what would it be?

The location of the fountain of youth and eternal fortune and beauty and true love is- gagging and dying noises