Getting to know TATC

~Vine~

Ok you know it took me like a million years to realise what TATC actually means I even looked it up and it came up with The Airforce Training Campaign and stuff like that so you'd better be grateful.

Name: Vine

Age: 15

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Norway on a fjord with a bunch of massive horses and cows with bells next to a frozen waterfall.

Favourite food?

yOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Favourite colour?

Yellow, all shades of blue, deep red (like wine colour but deeper sort of like hell but not that deep), all shades of purple and white

Llamas or cucumbers?

Llamas. Llamas will rule the world. Cucumbers will be eaten. They shall descend into somewhere where they cannot rule the world. So Llamas.

If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Breath of Life by Florence + The Machine, Shadow by Celia Pavey, Dark Paradise by Lana Del Rey (but not really because this question is evil why would you do this?)

If you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn?

WHAT KIND OF SICK MINDED PERSON WOULD CHOKE A SMURF?!?!?!

Pie or cake?

Pie with a cake inside. It's a sweet pie by the way, so it tastes nice.

What is your desktop background?

Descole. He looks really intense right now.

What are you wearing right now?

My pyjamas. They're blue and they've got teacups all over them, in case you wanted to know.

What's the last thing you drank/ate?

EARL GREY TEA IT WAS WONDERFUL AND I HAD THREE CUPS

Describe yourself in one word.

Me

What the first thing you think of when I say..... INTERNET

IS DEAD because the internet is always dead and if it's not dead it's about to die or it just died.

Why is Susan reading that magazine?

Why is Susan reading which magazine? This was written whilst groping for a question to ask wasn't it?

What's the meaning of life?

...I know what you want me to say and I'm not going to say it

The person you would never want to meet?

Myself. I wouldn't be able to handle my awesomeness and then we'd both die.

What's your favourite word?

Serene.

What did the last text message on your phone say?

ok. see you in ten minutes.

Favourite Disney movie?

AKFSBGA;JBADO HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOSE MY FAVOURITE CHILD OR SOMETHING

Skittles or M&Ms?

Skittles

What would be your superpower of choice?

The superpower to have the power to do anything at all.

Complete the sentence: I wish...

I actually had the superpower to have the power to do anything at all because that would be amazing.

Favourite movie and how many times have you watched it?

YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT

If you could take one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?

A box full of artistic supplies. And yes I can do that because it's only one box.

Is your hair straight/curly/etc?

It's not dead straight but it's not wavy either and it sort of puffs up if I don't tie it back or brush it really thoroughly.

Which vegetable do you resemble?

I didn't know what to say for this so I asked my sister and she says I resemble celery. So there you go.

Who was your childhood crush?

...Not you.

If you could broadcast one message to the world, what would it be?

Yo. I could say something really deep and meaningful but I'm not in a deep and meaningful mood so sorry if you were expecting a universal call for peace or something. That would be nice though. Just a heads up.

Hmph.