shipper [jjk]

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jinju: bro pal dude boi

jeons: omg what

jinju: i'm ur friend can u pls b more kind to me thx

jeons: ew i ain't friendz w a dora the explorer enthusiast 🤢

jinju: i just love hearing latin, wtf is wrong w u

jeons: *google translate has left the chat*

jeons: ngl i'm looking forward 2 u having that short hair looking like a homeless monkey mmfao 🙊

jinju: ¿¡how dare u!? ok ur #cancelledt fuck off 😔

jeons: girl calm tf down

jeons: ok so what do u want

jeons: i ain't giving u no bj's tho my schlong ain't 4 free

jinju: again, I'M UR FRIEND

jinju: plus why would i give a bj to some twink

jeons: who u callin twink? i can literally let u swallow me whole 🤬

jinju: i can swallow any twink's schlong so that doesn't make u less of a twink

jeons: girl how many times do i have to tell u i'm not gay

jeons: i, jeon jeongguk, am fucking straight than u momma's pole dances on 🍆🍆💦💦

jinju: u horny fuck, i can't give u any dick

jeons: I WANT PUSSIES OK ⁉️

jinju: holy fuck, i can't give u any pussy either

jeons: EWW URS IS SMELLY

jinju: how would u know!? u perv

jeons: hobi told me & said that he'd never go close to u

jinju: OK FUCK THAT MOFO I'M STRANGLING HIM TO DEATH THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE PLUS IF THAT'S TRUE THEN THAT'S PRETTY NORMAL HOW COULD U MAKE FUN OF ME

jeons: hey hey go easy now

jeons: & it was a joke ok

jinju: fuck off

jinju: btw, i texted u bc i have to tell u the truth

jinju: that me & jimin are dating already

jeons: what!? that's my best friend ur getting there!

jinju: i AM ur best friend too!!!!

jeons: i'll exchange u for jimin

jinju: twink!!!!

jinju: i was kidding too tho (the fact that jimin & i are dating bc ewww him??)

jinju: BUT

jinju: do u secretly like jimin??? i can help u w that ;D

jeons: i said i'm not a twink!!!

jinju: ok then,

jinju: twink (:

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