shipper [jjk]

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jinju: u kno

jinju: i just realized

jinju: ur username is very plain & bland like wtaf

jeons: ah yes sure ofc

jeons: says the one who's username is literally her name

jinju: ahHaAhA ain't u r8

jeons: ofc i am

jeons: i'm jeon jeongguk the golden boi

jinju: ew where tf did u get that

jeons: from hobi 😍

jinju: r u gay 4 hobi 🤔

jeons: hell no

jeons: he's like a brother to me

jeons: so i'm not gay for him

jinju: GOTCHA TWINKLE

jeons: uh

jeons: u got me what¿

jinju: u lit said "i ain't gay 4 hobi" MEANING!!! U COULD BE GAY 4 JIMIN!!!!

jinju: omg jeongguk gay 🤩

jeons: girl i

jeons: ok what makes u think i'm gay?

jeons: me not having any girlfriend yet? well???? it's bc i'm not eager to have one yet???

jinju: says the one who said he wants pussies 😔

jeons: oh shut up

jinju: u & jimin are close tho, LIKE WAY TOO CLOSE

jeons: i

jeons: girl let's normalize boys being close a boys ok?

jeons: there's nothing wrong w that

jinju: o h

jinju: are u really not into jimin?¿

jeons: what makes u think i am

jinju: u two kissed

jinju: ON THE LIPS

jinju: what now, we boutta normalize boys kissing e/o?? what's next, normalize boys fucking e/o with the "no homo" card???????

jinju: make it make sense, jeon

jeons: ok ok it was clearly a dare

jinju: & u didn't back out???

jeons: i'm not some weak ass dude to back out dares

jinju: not some weak ass straight dude*

jeons: JINJU ISTG I'LL SERIOUSLY PUT MY SCHLONG INTO THE RIGHT PLACE WHERE U TASTE UR OWN MEDICINE

jinju: ok but jimin's a cutie tho

jinju: don't u think he's cute, jeon? 🥺🥺

jeons: stop calling me jeon, we've been friends for years now

jinju: so is jimin cute or not 🥺🥺

jeons: why r u pushing this anyway like

jeons: the boys, u & i have been friends for years now & yet ur here telling me how gay it is to be close with my best friend???

jinju: i've read of something ok

jinju: it was a gay fiction

jinju: and broooooooo

jeons: clearly that's FICTION, not irl

jeons: get outta ur imagination, jinju

jinju: BUT 🥺🥺

jinju: don't u think jimin's cute first 🥺🥺

jeons: ofc any normal person would think jimin is a cutie like have u seen him act like one? ah he looks like an actual angel but a wingless one u kno? he just...i can't even explain how amazed i am by the way he looks like

jinju: #SS #senttojimin #gay #urahomosexualjeon

jeons: JINJU WHY WOULD U DO THAT

jeons: ok i'll just kill u when i get to see u, no worries

jinju: twinkle 😊

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