Nows MY chance to be a [[ BIG SHOT ]]!!!!

Nows Your Chance

*BATTLE ENGAGED*

*Nows Your Chance To Be A [[ Big Shot ]]

*It seemed Spamton is referring to himself

You have seen the battle menu a few times but it's been quite a while... you wonder if you even remember how a battle works

*ACT*

*SPAMTON*

*CHECK*

* Spamtons glasses are full of static. He seems dead set on getting your soul.

* HAVE A [Commemorative Ring]

He started his turn throwing these rings that seemed to be made of vines full of thorns. While you could dodge most a few thorns got lodged into your arm.

* There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.

Yeah no way you are going to believe that text something is SERIOUSLY WRONG

*ACT*

*SPAMTON*

*RUN*

* You tried to run away. Maybe he would be better later?

* YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY THAT [[ Free Kromer! ]]

* TASTE [[ The Big One ]] 

Spamton this turn threw some broken sword pieces your way aside from a cut on your cheek you seemed to be fine. You were lucky the blades were so dull...

*Spamton seems to be wearily eyeing your uniform

Wait did he have something against your boss? Or the addisons? But why didn't he mention anything earlier?

*ACT*

*SPAMTON*

*DEAL*

* I DON'T WANT YOUR KROMER

This turn he just seemed to talk? But once he was done talking you noticed a lot of words he said in bullet form rushing at you

You got badly hurt this turn and if you didn't heal next turn you were done for...

* PRESS [F1] FOR HELP

Huh that's useful. a button labeled F1 appeared in your battle menu and you selected it and a mini spamton came down and.....

Rubbed your head? Well, whatever it did worked because you felt better and your turn wasn't used up! Sweet!

*ACT*

*SPAMTON*

Huh, that's new?

*EXPLAIN*

'I work for the addisons because it brings in enough money to pay for the medical bills'

Oh, that's what it does...

*Spamton seemed to relate a bit

*The static in his eyes cleared a little

This type of battle of Explaining everything went on for a while... 

'It's my uniform I'm required to dress like this '

'  I didn't know they treated you like that I'm sorry '

*ACT*

*SPAMTON*

Finally, after so many turns a new option appeared

*CLARIFY*

' I don't think they meant it and if they did they regret it after all they sent me back to help you instead of continuing to help them like normal. That counts for something right? '

After a long battle, all the static cleared from Spamton's glasses

*YOU WON

* GAINED 0 EXP AND -46 DARK DOLLARS