Book of Random

Rainbow Unicorn

This is a text conversation with my friend. (RU stands for Rainbow Unicorn)

RU: Hi
Me: Hello, is this Rainbow Unicorn?
RU: Yes
Me: Hi, I'm agent 007.Nice to meet you.
RU: OK then
Me: I see I am not pleasurable to meet. Thank you for that unintended info, Rainbow Unicorn.
RU: You're welcome.
Me: Laugh Out Loud. I like your grammar, it is proper grammar. You see, most people would mistake it as "Your welcome". But not you Rainbow Unicorn.
RU: Exactly, I enjoy your grammar also. You see, most people use the acronym, "LOL", But not you 007. You use the words, "Laugh Out Loud "
Me: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Booty Off. I must say though, you missed the punctuation at the end of your message, Rainbow Unicorn. You are getting sloppy in your work.
RU: It seems i have bit on my defense, my "work", is stalking people.
Me: Exactly, you must have good grammar to leave inconspicuous stalker notes. I see it as a very difficult work, as I do almost the same as you. As a spy, there is more action included though, stalkers usually only get action when it is forced.
RU: It seems you have been mistaken, my dear. You see, stalkers do not get action only by force. It is quite a challenge not getting caught by police.
Me: Considering the fact that most stalking can be done online, there is rarely ever a chase. Not that I would know, I haven't been caught. As a stalker, you should be much better at not getting caught.
RU: You would think wrong. You see, there is a rush incorporated with being chased and evading arrest. I just simply wanted to feel the rush of adrenaline.
Me: You have won this battle, Rainbow Unicorn. The battles in the future, I make no promise you will win. Goodbye, next time.
RU: Next time, 007.