Snack aisle

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It was a normal day for bob and bosip since they are HOMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob and bosip were vibing having a good fuckimh time, bosip needed to make a run to walmart so he starts floating some fucking where and grabs da car keys and floats back to bob mc bobbing "yo wanna go somewhere my guy???!!!" Bosip epicly asks while holding the fuckin carkeys "hell to da yes" he replies. They both spin like sonic and go into da car and hit up the radio and heard the NEW SUPER FUCKING EPIC RAP SONG FEATURING THE OTHER BOB FROM BOB ONSLAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! "Yooo this song fire" bosip says while driving the epic car that was having a seizure. They had to epicly stop bc FUCKING RED LIGHT OMFG IS GBAT A SQUID GAME???????????????? Da car on the other side had the other bob and his girlfriend opheebob, with little man and ron in the back having a stroke to justin bieber as long as you love me wtf. They seemed like they were having a good time singing da lyrics besides being horrible at it. Bosip looked at them questioning his life until the light turned green then the other bob homie zoomed off epicly while ron screamed from shock of the crazy movement lmao, bob and bosip start driving again slowly confused as shit from that. "What the hell was that about?" Bob said watching the other car have a stroke because of stupidity. Until he got a random text message from the other homie bob sayin "don't mind what happened, they are brainless lol" 'oh okay' he epicly said in his head  lolllllllll

A few epic minutes later

They arrived the FUCKING WLAMART- and epicly head over to da snack aisle. They already had a cart and started speedrunning filling it with snacks, bob was in the cart full of snacks and opened a bag of doritos lolllllllllll. He got out of the cart lol. "I'll be back i gotta do somethin" he said while flying away, bosip didn't say anything so he started speedrunning across the store until bob came back. They speedrun to da checkout and epicly scan everything then payed for everything while spinning around the entire time. They go back go da car then get in it.

They epicly drive home and then the car fucking exploded, after that the explosion somehow led them home and the snacks were also there surprisingly. They epicly spinned and got in da house with da snacks. They ended up getting themselves in a fucking food coma and bob starts ascending wait what the fuck HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT-

They both start ascending the end

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