HUMARI ADHOORI KAHANI FT. CHEETOSH

BILLU, YE KYA KIYA??

SS: Cheete kya kar raha hai?? Tu nashe me hai... Aur agar kisi ne dekh liya toh...
This statement brought another distress for her....
CC: Ye baat sahi kahi aapne.... Kisi ne dekh liya toh....
CC holds her hand as tight as he could and drags her with him.... He takes her to his car... Makes her sit on the passenger seat... Puts her seat belt... Returns to the driver's seat and.... And drives to his home... After reaching home he drags her to his bedroom... Makes her lay on the bed... And gets closer to her... Makes a pout... Gets more and more closer ... SS is numb all the time... With each millisecond he is moving closer to her... And her heart beat is getting higher... She doesn't know how to react to this situation.... And he was getting more and more closer and..... he falls on her... Haan nashe me dhut hone ki wajah se he had slept... SS gives a sigh of relief as if... She escaped the biggest fear of hers!! She gets off the bed .. she makes him sleep properly... Covers him with a blanket and dozes off on the sofa!!

Next morning.. CC gets up as sunrays fall on him ... He sees SS was standing beside the bed with a pair of eyes glaring at him....
CC: Santu ji aap itni ... Itni subah humare ghar par kya kar rahi hain??
SS: Mai??😒
CC is suddenly reminded of all that had happened last night.... He gets up with a jerk!!
CC: Ohhh shit!!! Ohhh shit!!! Ohhh shit!!! Ye humne kya kardiya!!!🤦🏻‍♀️ S... So... Sorry Santu ji... Woh... Sorry bhi nahi bol sakte .... Itni badi galti ko sorry kuch nahi kar paayega!! Aap.... Aap hume thappad maariye... Nahi.... Aap... Aap Jo saza dengi hume manzoor hai!!
SS: Cheete .... Cheete relax!! Kuch hua nahi hai... Ho sakta tha!! Tu iss baat ki zyada tension mat le... Jaldi se taiyaar ho jaa thaane jaana hai!!!
CC: Lekin Santu ji... Aap??
SS: Thaane me mera extra uniform rakha hua hai!! Mai fresh hogayi hoon... Tu bhi jaa jaldi se nahaa le!!!
CC: J.. ji Santu ji...
He couldn't look into her eyes... He was guilty... He simply left for a shower... After sometime CC returned from the bathroom... Got dressed and went to the dining area... He saw SS was arranging the table... Also the whole house was looking very neat which it never looked when CC used to be alone...
CC: Santu ji?? Ye sab kya hai?? Matlab.... Aap ne saara ghar saaf kiya?? Lekin kyun??Hum karlete na!! Aur haan Sorry... Humne ghar itna ganda rakha...
SS: Pehli baat ye ghar maine khud ki tasalli ke liye saaf kiya hai.. aur doosri baat... Tu apne saare puraane kapde phenk kyun nahi deta... Mujhe ek dabba mila jisme saare puraane kapde rakhe the aur maine usse.....
CC: Ek minute... Appko woh kapde... Study room me mile??
SS: Haan kyun??
CC gets a bit restless and asked her...
CC: Ky... Kya kiya aapne unn kapdon ka??
SS: Maine...🤔 .... Maine unhe laundry me daala hai... Jab dhul jaayenge tu unhe kisi gareeb ko de dena!! Maine ek NGO ko call kiya hai... Woh shaam tak aakar kapde le jaayenge!!
CC gives a sigh of relief....
CC: Acha hua aapne sirf laundry me daala!!! Aur... Aur hum woh kapde kisi ko nahi denge!!! Woh aise hi hain... Aur aise hi rahenge!! Aap unlogon ko phone karke mana kar dijiye...
SS: Arre lekin kyun?? Itne puraane kapde tu kya hi kar lega??
CC: Humne keh diya na ... Hum nahi de rahe kisi ko!!
CC (in mind): Aapko kaise bataaye Santu ji... Ye woh saare kapde hain jo humne aapke saath mission par pehne the... Un me se ek aapki pichli birthday par pehne the humne!! Unn kapdon ke saath humari bahut saari yaadien judi hui hain!!
SS: Nahi.. NGO waale aayenge aur kapde le jaayenge!!
CC: Arre humare kapde hain!!! Hum kisiko nahi de rahe... Aapko dene hi hain toh hum doosre kapde nikaal denge... Ye waale hum nahi denge!!!
*Giving husband wife vibes 😜*
SS: Arre lekin...
CC: Santu ji Chaliye... Hum late hojaayenge!!
SS: Achaa... Theek hai... Tu nahi dena chahta!! Okayyy!!! Breakfast toh karle!!
CC: Breakfast?? Woh toh hum banana hi bhool gaye... Raaste me kuch khaa lenge...
SS: Mr. Cheeteshwar Chaturvedi... Ghodi par se utariye... Maine breakfast banaaya hai... Chal khaate hain!!
CC: Lekin santu ji aapne??
SS: *clears throat* Aap shaayad bhool rahe hain... Mai aapki hone waali biwi hoon... Itna toh kar hi sakti hoon... Right??
CC was shocked!!!
CC: Santu ji??
A pause... Meaning an eyelock 👀❤️
SS: Jaldi khaayega?? Thaane ke liye late ho raha hai!!
*Ufff!! Husband wife vibes again 🤭*
They have breakfast and leave for the Thana...