T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE OCTOBER 16TH WHEN ALL THROUGH THE APPLIANCES AISLE, NOT AN APPLIANCE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A TOASTER.
OMG SCREW THIS
Dillan and Toaster were walking through the woods and they found a frog!
"Let's name it Sprig!" Toaster said happily.
"NO👹👹" Dillan said turning into a demon.
"WHAT THE HELL? Anyway, what will we name it then?" Toaster asked.
"WE NAME IT LOVEJOY 😫🤞🏻" Dillan said becoming a human.
"I mean, okay then," Toaster said making widened eyes. She picked up LOVEJOY 😫🤞🏻and continued walking through the forest with Dillan.
"So, do you pay taxes?" Toaster asked.
"NO I'M COLORBLIND, DEPRESSED, BISEXUAL, AND DYSLEXIC 👹👹" Dillan said.
"Okay, I get it. I'm here for you, I get being half a skittle keeps you from paying taxes. Although, I've always been a tax enjoyer!" Toaster said.
Then, all the sudden LOVEJOY 😫🤞🏻 turned into a DEMONIC LOOKIN THING like Dillan!
"IT'S ACTUALLY ME, GRACE, I'M TOO POPULAR FOR THIS!" She said as she vanished.
"Well, she's not dead." The two said at the same time, linking arms and skipping into the sunset.
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"YOU WERE HACKED BY DILLAN, LOSER!" (a great art of poetry)
PoetryI made this at 2:13 AM I don't know what will be here, it's just me @dillanluv annoying Toaster 🤪 It was a dark and stormy night, and Dillan found a little frog and named it lovejoy 😫 read more to find out what happens 🤪✌🏼
