Twisted wonderland Modern family style

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Your child = Y/ch

Heartslabyul
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Riddle: What?

Y/N: You know what I'm looking for~

Riddle: He's a very nice guy

Y/N: That's not it

Riddle: I'm sorry I made a snap judgment

Y/N: Still not it

Riddle: You were right

Y/N: There she is
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Ace: Well see each other at Ibiza

Y/ch: Its pronounced Ibea-th-a not Ibiza

Ace: Oh thanks honey, that reminds me this weekend I wanna see the baby panda at the thoo

Ace, Y/N: laughing* High five*

Y/ch: Yea, I'm the idiot

(I know that's not how you write it but I didn't know how else to make the joke understandable)
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Deuce though there was a raccoon and used the
fire extinguisher to attack it, he hit Y/N

Y/N: Wakes up after getting hit and realised it was Deuce* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Deuce: I thought you were an raccoon!

Y/N: You thought I was a raccoon?! Oh would you look at that, there's one right now!

Y/N chases Deuce with the fire extinguisher around the house
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Trey: My mom's recipe whatever it says goes in the pot, nothing more nothing less, now how long do I sture the beef? Read it to me

Y/N: Starts saying what's in the book with a weird high women/grandma like voice*
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Police: Are we gonna have a problem?

Cater: You don't scare me, I've been to real jail

Police: Oh you're pretty smart aren't ya?

Cater: No, only she is

Y/N: Groaning inside*
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Savanaclaw———————————————————————
Leona: Watcha saying now? Bit***s!
Sits inside a Savanna style playhouse he built

Y/N: Honey I'm so sorry, we shouldn't have underestimated you

Farena: You know he's stuck in there right?

Y/N: Oh yea
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Y/ch: Oh F***

Y/N, Ruggie: 😱..........

Ruggie: Starts laughing and runs into another room*

Y/N: Shocked*
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Y/ch: I'd like to point out I did all my assignments on my own and on time

Jack/Y/N: I know sweetie
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Octavinelle———————————————————————
Y/N: Our child is not gonna become independent if you keep up picking it early up from preschool!

Azul: I don't do that!

Y/N: Oh really? Honey, did Daddy pick you up early from School?

Y/ch: No

Azul: Case closed

Y/ch: We didn't go

Y/N: Case opened
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Y/N: I am a very lucky women, I have a wonderful family, a beautiful home there's nothing I would change

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