Citrus oneshots and headcanons

c r a c k

Miyabi: Hey, I'm lesbian

Sayaka: I thought you were American-

-------------------------------------------------------

Maruta: Mitsuko, look! It's the good cush

Mitsuko: This is the dollar store. How good can it be?

-------------------------------------------------------

Himeko: Are you seriously calling 999?! 

Yuzu: Mhm, yeah

Himeko: You're such a fucking weenie

Yuzu: You know who else is gonna be a weenie when they get stuck in a burning house

Himeko: TRY ME YOU MOTHER FUC-

Not even 5 minutes later

Miyabi: I didn't think you would actually burn the house and lock Himeko in there!

Yuzu: Well- I mean-

Miyabi: Is that why you called 999?!

Yuzu: Uh- yeah-

Miyabi: Could you atleast get her out of the house!

Harumin: No, we're just gonna watch her die in agony

Meanwhile with Matsuri and Nene

Matsuri: If you were gay

Nene: Do da do, do da do

Matsuri: That'd-

Nene: OH MY GOD

Matsuri: 'Oh my god' what?... OH MY GOD

Nene: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Matsuri: UH I DON'T KNOW, A FIRE?

----------------------------------------------

Yuzu: If I killed myself, technically- let's be honest, the problem would be gone

--------------------------------------------

Harumin: That's a big ass mirror

Himeko: I have big ass eyebrows

---------------------------------------------