Shrek × Kaeya

Shreks pov

I haven't seen Kaeya in a while so I decided to go to Mondstadt. I took my shrekomobile and started driving, but Fiona shouted " I know what you and Kaeya are doing, so either you leave me here forever and never comes back or you admit you cheated on me and promise me you never talk to him again so we can forget about all this!"

I decided to leave Fiona and my kids. It was a little sad but I'm gay for Kaeya and nobody can do anything about it. (I'm definitely ain't gonna try to change it either.)

When I finally was in Mondstadt I left my shrekomobile and started searching for Kaeya. When I finally found him we started kissing. We hadn't seen each other for two months, and for the love of donkey, I missed him so much.

We took of our clothes and started making out but suddenly someone stole my shrekomobile. "Get the thieve" I shouted and Kaeya started running after the thieve. I prayed to my god Donkey that he would be safe and that he would get back my shrekomobile.

After a while Kaeya came back with my shrekomobile. "Thank Donkey you are safe and you captured the thieve." I said. "Yeah Shreky, I love you sooooo much<3!" Kaeya said. "I love you more<3!" I laughed.

I went down on my knees and asked, " Kaeya, you are the person I love the most in the whoooole world, do you wanna marry me? "OMG YEEESSSS<33" Kaeya shouted.