Bruce Wayne: one shots, imagines, etc.

The Prank *Gone Wrong*

Requested: No.

Pairings: Bruce Wayne x reader

Summary: Jason comes up with a 'brilliant' prank for you to play on your husband, Bruce.

Warnings: Fluff, mild language, arguing, mentions of divorce. I think that's all.

Word Count: 1.5k

A/N: I've been writing up a storm and this idea popped into my head. Feel free to follow my Tumblr (@elizamalfoyy) and request something! Alright, enjoy ❤️

***

"Y/N?"

"Mhmm?" You sat your fork down on your plate and turned around on the barstool looking at Jason.

"Wanna play a prank on Dad with me?" He said with a smirk on his face.

You laughed. "Good morning to you too Jason. And, it depends on what the prank is,"

"Well," Jason exclaimed. "I've been seeing a lot of videos on YouTube of couples testing their relationship by 'breaking up'," he said with air quotes.

"Okay, and?" You said, turning back to grab another bite of Alfred's delicious homemade waffles.

"Well, Dad has been busy lately. Seems like he's working overtime. How many nights have you woken up alone?" He said.

You turned around again, fork in hand, and started waving it around while talking. "J, you of all people should know that Bruce stays busy. I knew that when I married him there would be many sleepless and lonesome nights. I still love him though," you said with a huff.

"Exactly, but what if I filmed you saying, I don't know... that you want to divorce him,"

You put your fork down and shook your head slightly. "But that's just cruel,"

"Yes, I know. And that's the point. It's all fun and games,"

You shook your head and sighed. Hopping down from the stool and washing your plate quickly so that Alfred didn't give you a hard time about doing what he insisted was his job.

***

A few hours later:

"I still don't know how you managed to convince me to be this mean to my poor husband," you said after texting Bruce, asking if he could come upstairs to talk to you.

"Poor? I wouldn't describe Dad as that word Y/N," he laughed. "Anyways, I've already hidden the cameras in the library. Just act like you usually do. Sitting in there for hours reading the same book. Until Bruce comes in. Then you can sit him down and hand him the fake divorce papers,"

"Woah, Woah, Woah. You never told me there were actual papers? I just thought I was going to joke aro-," you said before you were interrupted by a buzzing of your phone.

Jason smiled and rubbed his neck. "Sorry? Well, it looks like Bruce can break away from his super important work for you. Better hurry off and get comfy. Wouldn't want him getting suspicious," he winked. You rolled your eyes and started down the hall.

***

When you made it to the library you grabbed a random book off the shelf and ran over to the couch, quickly grabbing a blanket to make it look like you normally do when reading in this room. You quickly look at the table beside you and notice the fake divorce papers that Jason had told you about a few minutes ago.

Just as you turned around and flipped to a random page, acting like you were fully immersed in your book, you heard Bruce knock on the door.

"Hey honey," he spoke gently, walking to the couch and sitting across from you. "Whatcha reading?"